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Roll the Meatball

Verb. meatball rolled, roll~ing the meatball

1. A psychological trope used by all men since the Neanderthal (mostly unknown to women), as seen in the 50's Disney movie "Lady and the Tramp."

To forgo ones manly rights and appear submissive so that your "bitch" bends over and takes it from the "alpha dog" that you are.
Anthony: "I effed up, Shaniqua asked me if she looked butters in that dress... I had to be honest! shit looked like a lion mauled a lampshade! We ent had sex for weeks!"

Rob: "Shit man, why didn't you just roll the meatball and save yourself the blue balls?"
by Darkwun November 24, 2011
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Chocolate Meatballs

The process of dipping one's ballsack into a dirty backside, before proceeding to place that same ballsack into the recipient's mouth.
My girlfriend didn't wipe properly last night so I took the opportunity to give her my chocolate meatballs for dinner.
by Choccieboi January 6, 2023
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Swedish Meatball

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.
I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.
by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 20, 2021
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Meatballs in Ikea

When somebody provides useless input to a conversation. Ie something unrelated or without adding value.
What’s that got to do with the price of meatballs in Ikea?
by citsreal May 24, 2021
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Leakin’ meatballs

Andy tried leakin’ meatballs after Bill and Dave convinced it was more gentlemanly.
by Wily de Kent May 25, 2021
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greasy meatball

alex noble is a nasty fucking smelly ass fucking itchy asshole greasy meatball
by alexnoblehatepage November 24, 2021
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spaghetti and meatballs

When the man take a load on the girl's hair, twirls it around his penis, and then makes the girl give him a blowjob.
Ricardo came over last night forced fed me spaghetti and meatballs.
by meatballersforeva January 16, 2011
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