The Famous Itai Matos

He has 23,700 results on Hebrew google, and 298 English ones.
He is a composer.
He's a writer.
He is a guitarist.
He's a lover.
He was a drug addicted bar hopping clubber.
He now works in a grocery and takes long relaxing walks.
HE IS THE FAMOUS ITAY MATOS.

The Famous Itai Matos is a world famous poet!

by morgan moom October 31, 2008

Hetero Life Mates

Two people of the same gender and heterosexual orientation who decide to be each others life partners, but asexually; living together but unromantically.

Diane and Mary decided that if they were unattatched by the age of 35, they would move to NY together and be hetero life mates.

by anon December 18, 2004

best mates

The english/british term for best friends.

Prince Harry and Prince William are best mates.

by CaliPatsFan June 21, 2008

Hegarty Maths

Good old Colin saving our lives because all maths teachers are trash.

Hegarty Maths aka the man with a plan to save our future

by davey-buzz February 8, 2021

mats

Short for the word "materials". Usually used in MMORPG's that means the materials needed to create an item or enchant.

I'll give you a free enchant if you supply the mats I need.

by CaptainLoozer October 25, 2005

maths question

a surefire way of finding out if somebody is drunk

-"dude, i am not drunk. ask me any maths question you like."
- "er, ok. what's 4 squared?"
(pause)
- "mate, why the fuck are you asking me maths questions?"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

Wikipedia Maths

The incomprehensible mathematics found on Wikipedia pages when trying to your school maths homework on the computer.

Wikipedia maths is characterised by copius amounts of integrals, derivatives and proofs. Written by, and only understood by, mathematics PHD students, if often leads to frustration amongst the rest of the population.

Alex: I am so screwed for this exam! I should have gone to the lectures!
Josh: Why didn't you just revise on the internet?
Alex: I tried to, but that Wikipedia maths is incomprehensible!

by Sarada November 22, 2011