marionette

wooden, lifeless doll manipulated by hidden string pullers who put words in his mouth while living vicariously through his actions

"At least Al Gore can pop a woody, unlike that Texas marionette"

by Laura Bush April 28, 2003

motion lotion

Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.

Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

perpetual motion

Continuous movement, not impeded by friction or forces, and travelling at the same speed.

Perpetual motion could be used to provide electrical energy. Should an electromagnetic generator be constructed around Darwin's grave in the year 2006, it would be able to power approximately 25% of the world's electrical consumption by 2008. The machine would work in the following way: Darwin continually spins in his grave due to the presence of mindless idiots in the human race, of which there are a great number (thus increasing Darwin's rotational speed). All you need to do is electrically charge his body and you have an infinite power supply (just as human stupidity is infinite). There have been, and always will be, idiots in the world, as provided by teenaged mothers, thus providing perpetual motion on the part of Darwin's corpse.

by Lord of the Pies August 30, 2008

Marion Barry

The best mayor ever. He was a former mayor of Washington DC that got caught with crack and prostitutes. The result was 10 counts of misdemeanor drug possession but the charges were reduced. Today (2008), Barry serves on the Council of the District of Columbia, representing Ward Eight, which comprises Anacostia, Congress Heights, Washington Highlands and other neighborhoods. Ironically, these areas are some of the most violent areas in the District of Columbia. I really like that guy.

(Guy 1) I like our new mayor.

(Guy 2) Marion Barry was so much better...

by king jjooe11 August 1, 2008

marion berry

The former Mayor of Washington, DC, who was arrested for smoking crack. After he did jail time, he was re-eleceted!

A total disgrace of a mayor.

"How can you tell your kids to not get high when the mayor's on crack? 'Don't get high! You won't be nothin'!' 'I could be mayor!'" -- Chris Rock

by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004

Loose Motion

The situation you face during diarrhea and dysentery. Mostly synonymous to diarrhea and dysentery to the people in Indian Subcontinent.

How long have you been in toilet? Got loose motion?

by urbangladeshi May 28, 2011

Bro Motion

Noun- When a guy watches a girl do any physical activity. He watches those cannons bounce in Bro Motion.

1. The other day i watched a girl jog. It was all in Bro Motion!

2. Watching that hunny work out was so hard to handle, it was like she was working in Bro Motion.

by Stevokenevo February 18, 2009