MATHEMAGICIAN

somebody who is so fucking incredibly good at math that it begins to get a little retarded.

"Karl" yuh, wassaaaa, why is Quentin such a fucking mathemagician???
"Jacquie" IDK, he is so retarded.
"Karl" IKR

by JINKYT November 4, 2018

Methematician

An expert in the study and/or use of the stimulant drug methamphetamine.

You: Ay fam, I just scored some meth but I don't know how to use it.
Your homie: I would ask Scott since he's quite the methematician.

by Benjamin1999 April 22, 2020

maxematics

Max + mathematics = Maxematics

You: Need help with maths
Just call maxematics

by aTinyBrit September 19, 2020

Bathematics & Linguistics

A cover up for the real definition of BL.

Dad: oh, what's a BL?
Daughter: Oh, Dad, you wouldn't get it. It's just bathematics & linguistics.

by SuperiorNOM July 16, 2022

mathamatictinism

when you need someones help in math.

“YO I NEED UR MATHAMATICTINISM”

by BIGBOUMONGOOSE May 12, 2023

Methmatics

The mistaken belief that the best way to recoup lost money from a poorly thought out business is to further invest money into the same model.

“Damn it we smoked all that last batch of meth and now the dealer is going to kills us. Better get some more meth so we can raise the funds to pay him back”

Yeah sure I will invest in your crack dealing business, the methmatics are clear, there is no way we will lose everything.

by Cracky mc crackhead August 2, 2024

Mathemenatics

The system used to equate and decide the answer of several different types of numerical problems.
It is differentiated from Mathematics by simply being the less problematic, and more knowledgeable
fashion of solving obstacles.

"Hey yeab, you finished your mathematics homework yet?" "No, I have to study my Mathemenatics, as it is more practical and essential in my daily life"

by AlyySoup October 24, 2023