matarded

a person who is so dumb they can't even say what they are.

your so frikin matarded!!!

by stew pididiot December 3, 2007

Hakuna matata

For white geeks who are in Kenya the first
time and they think it makes them "fit in"
if they put on a Hakuna matata t shirt and so
they won't get mugged by the Kenyans as they profess there are no worries - but are really scared inside waiting to get robbed!

Matt:Man i was in Kenya and i didn't get robbed!
How come?
Jack:I said the magic words to all I met-hakuna matata!
Jason meets some Kenyans and he's just from the forex bureau and says: hakuna matata.Hakuna matata as he runs away while they chase him for his money.

by Pe ter September 30, 2008

mamarate

(n.) mamarate—a southern form of offensive martial arts, developed and practiced by mothers, that uses both bare hands and any surrounding object that can be used as a weapon to inflict intentional pain, misery, and/or death. Any circumstance in which an angry mother (see also Mama bear) physically attacks another person, especially as a form of justice for hurting one of her kids, can be characterized as mamarate. In mamarate, rules fly out the window. Due to the surprise, vicious nature of the attacking mother, mamarate is a very dangerous form of fighting. Often times, the attacker becomes so angry, she will black out and not even remember killing a bitch. Bystanders are advised to run and hide if they see someone using mamarate on another person. Though it mostly occurs randomly, the fatal and more heavily gruesome attacks are usually carefully calculated for an embarrassing death and double victory of sorts. Not only is it almost certain fatalities will be discovered missing genitals, it is widely rumored the missing genitals will be saved and later used in an attack on another enemy of the mother.

Mess with one of my kids and see if I don’t open up a can of mamarate on dat ass! I promise you’ll be sipping soup in a hospital bed through your last two teeth. Bitch.

by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018

Rorisang Matabane

A cool young handsome young smart man with a sense of HUMOR

And gets girls easily
He usually gets girls with his charm or his humour
Although at the end of the day he's a bitch
🤪

I am a Rorisang Matabane ,which means praise

by Lilikhaya June 11, 2020

Hakuna matata

The act of jizzing on a girl's face then smearing it across her forehead with your thumb.

Last night i gave her a Hakuna Matata.

by roflcopter6754 November 3, 2010

Materazzi

Ma-ter-a-zzi
v., -a-ziied, can be preceded with "Pull a (materazzi)"

1. To lure and provoke into doing a harmful or detrimental act.
2. To entrap.

n.

1. A dispicable and under-handed action resulting in the public punishment or dressing-down of an opponent.

After his opponent had punched him in front of the referee, Andy knew that his materazzi had been successful.

by Jubin K. July 12, 2006

akuna matata

used for "delicious" by young Africans who live in Paris

an "akuna matata" girl, an akuna matata meal, etc.

by 'tyah August 22, 2003