Manchester High School (manchester ct)

The second worst school in America. The students are dumb and the teachers don't know what they are teaching. The smartest senior in the school went to a community college the rest of his applications were turned down because he was dumb. The school feeds trash to its students. Just the second worst school in America.

Student 1: "Hey you go to Manchester High School (manchester ct)?

Student 2:"Yeah man. The kids are so dumb I just saw one kid fail a 1 question open note with the answer key test"

by Ya Head is the biggest June 8, 2016

Manchester United Fans

a group of football fans, supporting the team manchester united. unfortunatly the majority of there support comes from countries outside of the uk, milions of miles away from old trafford. many can be found buying the latest kit and declaring there love for the the team, despite lacking the ability to point out manchester on a map. real man u fans generally hate there foriegn cousins, however they are now the majority, which leads to many a footy fan to hate man united all together.

manchester united fans are the fools in front of the telly that dont know anything about football.

by chelsea for lyf<cfc> August 23, 2008

Manchester by the sea

A place where every family buys there child a Jeep as soon as they turn 16.. the moms all go to book clubs together to gossip about their children, who’s dating who, and sports. If you don’t spin the beach in your free time then you really aren’t from manch. Summers revolve around the singing beach and people spending time on yatchs.

Manchester by the sea is where you should live if being preppy is your thing.

by Manchhhhh1234 March 21, 2019

Meat Machete

Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.

At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.

by Bobby-Bob August 12, 2008

Wanker Mache

This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.

Dangit theres wanker mache on the side of my shaft from trying to wipe off the semen with tp.

by hoover50 November 8, 2011

marchelo

Marchelo is a well know bitch who can sometimes be a goods friend. And other times hurt your feelings or physically hurt you. Marchelo is good at sports like football and basketball but is EXTREMELY aggressive. You never know what he might say or do but you know that when he's around he has your back.
#SNITCH #aggressive #HasYourBack

Jennifer: I wish that I could hang out with Marchelo.
Doug: I wish that I could too. He is a annoying but good friend.
Jennifer: I agree.

by Kelly O'Brien13 July 12, 2017

paper mache job

a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.

Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.

Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.

Woman: Huh?

Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.

by Raaaas May 12, 2008