mancation

The time at which a man in a relationship becomes a bachelor and takes a break from women.

Bill: Norm, don't you miss Mary Jane?
Norm: Are you kidding me? I feel like I'm on mancation.

by MaxFactor April 22, 2006

marathon

a.k.a "Running a marathon" or "manathon"

When a group of five or more males masturbate one after another passing lubricant as the baton trying to beat previous records of time or contending groups' records.

J: Hey, do you want to go to the bars tonight?
E: That seems like a good idea, but that's in a while.
J: Should we pre-game?
E: I have a better "game," let's get the boys together and-
J and E: RUN A MARATHON!!!!!
(they high five)
J: I will get the lube!
E: I will forsake my self-respect!

by EriQ May 19, 2008

maction

1) A combination of the words "manly" and "action". Often used in association with movies involving bruce willis or arnold schwarzenegger.

2) a combination of the words "maximum" and "action"

1) damn, that movie was insane, there was so much maction!

2) dude i think commando is my favorite movie simply because of the maction.

by Kyle Queef July 21, 2009

marathon man

when any sexual couple has intercourse on a bike, while swimming, while running 26.2 miles and jumping out of n airplane. the receiving partner then takes a dump while falling from the sky!

I am so tired,I just ran a marathon man!

by Da' Hamma December 1, 2003

Mancation

A vacation without women scheduals food management or having to always put the toilet seat down.

My dad and I went on a MANCATION in mishigan with his friend and his son

by Mnfireman January 16, 2010

manuation

The relationship status of anyone attracted to men (heterosexual females, homosexual males, bisexual anyones, trangendered, etc).

1) Jane has five different men all at once. She's got a real intricate manuation.

2) Jane to Jill: 'Hey Jill, hows your manuation?'

by Zacamp May 14, 2008

marathon

a certain period of time when a weed-smoker is getting high systematically

a. Oh maaan, i forgot what i did yesterday! I've been high for 3 weeks!

b. Wow man! Stop your marathon!

by kuncevo_blocc September 1, 2009