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managed to death

A politically correct sounding euphemistic term to describe the failure of a company owing to poor management.
foobar.com fell apart the other day - it was managed to death.
by ke6isf July 23, 2004
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manuage

a very bad odor; a combination of the words "manure" and "sewage"
DAMM! IT STANKS IN HERRR!

Yeaaaa...it smells straight up like manuage.
by clarrynkatie December 7, 2012
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HR manager

Abbreviation for Hit and Run manager. This is a guy whose aim is to have sexual intercourse with a girl without wanting anything extra between them.
1. Wilson is a big bad HRM
2. How do I become an HR manager?
by Th3R3alMafia January 3, 2019
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nahoyas_manager

A REALLY NICE MUTUAL ONE OF MY FAVORITES<33
nahoyas_manager FOLLOWED ME BACK!!
by bby.ksm December 28, 2021
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Micro-Mormon Manage

to manage especially with excessive control or attention to details; victims of Micro-Mormon Management are most commonly known to release their tensions through smiling, baking Jesus cookies, and trying to convert everyone they know in order to make everyone else's lives just as constrained as their own.
Mark had been so Micro-Mormon Managed that when it came time to go on his mission he had no objections with being sent to Detroit.
by FranksG August 23, 2010
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Management Position

When you are stuck between a rock and a hard place, and you have a lot on your hands.
That's the management position.
You're getting fucked by people under you and fucked by people above you. Literally.

"Hey man, great job on that management position, you really had your hands, mouth and ass full. I think you really enjoyed being inbetween a cock and a hard place"
by Debaucharist October 30, 2009
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crisis management

Management by crisis is a phrase used to describe the common problem of allowing unexpected events, interruptions, problems, or emergencies to dictate your priorities and actions.

Successfully diffusing a crisis requires an understanding of how to handle a crisis – before it occurs.
To eliminate the worst practice of management by crisis you need to take two important steps. First, you must distinguish between a real crisis, which is something important that requires your immediate attention, and other lesser problems, events, or interruptions that do not qualify as a true crisis. Hence the word Crisis Management.
by Slim Jim Whitman January 23, 2008
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