manmotional

Defining the state of a man who is displaying irrational oversensitivity in his thoughts and feelings. Oftentimes connected to his manstrual cycle or related to his relationship problems.

Jeff: sniff, sniff, I just thought she really liked me!



Shane: Man-up a-hole. Why you being so manmotional?



Jeff: I don't know *tear *tear *tear... I am manstruating.

by K & L & O February 7, 2009

mansitive

Used to describe a man who is extremely sensitive. Variation: mensitive. Derived from the word sensitive.

Quit acting so freaking mansitive!

by Laurenita June 25, 2005

marmite

An evil substance which has already taken over the minds of many people

"Oh God no! The Marmite is coming for us!"

"Marmite ... it gets you in your lunch."

by Slayer April 7, 2003

manit

to stay up all night getting drunk.

lad's, we gonna man it tonight

by Cass3 August 18, 2005

manditory abortions

The brilliant idea founded by a great thinker who went by the internet alias "normalboy"; stating that abortions should be manditory in order to 1) bring down the population, 2) decrease the rate of idiots that roam the planet, and 3) to anger absolutely anyone who found abortions to be wrong.

"I'm tellin ya, if we had manditory abortions, we wouldn't have all these idiots for presidents, and not to mention all the japoseurs would be gone. :D"

by Normalboy June 21, 2004

Manlit

5'8" Or shorter

So you are a manlit. What is that? Are you shorter then 5'8"? Yes. You are a manlit.

by milkman6453 June 12, 2016

Manbitch

State of being extremly whipped therfore looses status of being a man

He is a manbitch
Where is the manbitch mistress?
Does the manbitch have balls?

by Ssx May 25, 2008