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Mango Jeez

A sigma/Scrimblo half breed with a direct hereditary Linkage to the Founding Scrimblo Male. Blesses the people with his Majesty and perfect sublime skill in everything through the Mango Jeez Channel. Many People have tried to come into contact with him yet none have succeeded Probably because he has superpowers and bronze age greek god muscles. He built the base on modern civilisation himself and was recognised to the point that god wrote a chapter about him in the Bible. He created Star wars on his brunch break in a coffee shop and continues to claim royalties on the brand whilst also approving really bad screenplays to annoy all the original trilogy and prequel fans because this brings him a lot of pleasure. He created George lucas in a laboratory. Likes Mangoes and cheese. Created everything you ever loved all the world still believes his illusion. Is also the Founding Titan.
Is that Mango Jeez o wait why is there a nut in my mouth
by GodJeez February 24, 2022
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Mango Tango

Wandering drubk out into a cow pasture in Montana and watching cows.
Hey, who is that over yonder doing the Mango Tango?
by Dag Mango April 22, 2013
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Mango Loco

Dude I hit the Powerade button on the vending machine and it gave me Mango Loco what the fuck
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Portuguese Mango

‘Have you been on Twitter and seen that incredible tweet from Portuguese Mango?’
by OakleyT_ On Twitter February 23, 2021
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Pedro Mango

A type of marijuana, grass, weed etc.
"Hey man, you want some of that Pedro Mango."
by mikeytopf December 23, 2007
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Marvelous Mango

Someone who is incredibly fun and sexy. They have a genuinely lovable personality, and somehow always know how to make you smile. When you're around them you can't help but feel like the luckiest person ever. A marvelous mango is guaranteed to be exceptional in bed. Their amazing body guarantees you'll be into them no matter the time of day. You could cut the sexual tension around them with a chocolate strawberry.
Wow, she is amazing! She is my marvelous mango!
by NYtraveler June 6, 2013
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Mango Brain

Where your brain is so dumb it is mushy and smooth like a mango. (similar to Smooth Brain)
"This guy couldn't name any country."
"It's because he has mango brain."
by Mxrlyn November 17, 2020
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