loser magnet

Someone who is not necessarily a loser, but tends to get along with and befriend people who are considered losers by the majority.

Man #1-"Dude, your friend's 35 and living at home still. You're a loser magnet."

Man #2-"Yea, but he's cool though. It's not we are going to hang out over at his parents' house."

by Busta Nuttz August 20, 2011

Face like a rat catchers mallet

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet

yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!

by Scriney93 November 8, 2010

Magnetic Lashes

Things you put on your eyelashes that will make you stick to a refrigerator. Do not wear! You could possibly have your eyelids yanked out. Also you will stick to the magnetic item for eternity. Do not wear!!

Stereotype girl that wants to be pretty even though she's ugly af: "I WANT MAH EYELASHERS!"
Her hater getting revenge by giving magnetic lashes: Also, here's how you put them on: Stick them to your eye and lower yourself gently near the magnetic item. then get in a comfortable and hope someone will notice you and bring you food and water.

by Broken Mirror May 3, 2018

Magnetic Field

The Magnetic Field is created somehow in the core by unknown origins (speculation suggests that it’s created from the spinning liquid outer core)
It blocks most of the solar wind and some solar wind goes through the poles and creates aurora borealis.

Tom Scott: ... and at number 3, it’s the Earth’s Magnetic Field

by PewDieSeries January 19, 2021

Villian Magnet

Noun (plural Villian Magnets)
A girlfriend, wife, sister or daughter of a Hero kidnapped by an evil scumbag resultingin a Rescue Mission or Ransom.

Lois Lane and Mary Jane Waston were Villian Magnets and so is Sweet Polly Purebread.

by MikeKal July 25, 2009

Stud Magnet

It's the alternative to 'chick magnet'. It's a girl or guy who attracts good looking guys

"Jenny has so many cute guys who like her! She's a stud magnet!"

"That dude could create a whole harem with all the hot guys trying to date him. Total stud magnet!"

by You'reWelcomeAmerica February 13, 2014

Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.

Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."

by DakkalordG February 12, 2015