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Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.
(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.
by CJ September 5, 2004
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the former yugoslav republic of macedonia

A country north of the Greece state of Macedonia. Its capital is Skopje. It was formerly part of the communist republic of Yugoslavia.
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magee

the coolest person. ever. all the girls want him. all the guys wanna be him. thats just the way it is.
magee is one witty, good looking guy. i want him.
by col. sanders March 18, 2005
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macedonia region

A geographical area in northern Greece of a similar name to the recently renamed Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia also formally known as Vardaska which is unrelated to the Greek region of Macedonia.
by Timmons342 November 3, 2013
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Mage

Highly Skilled Magic user. Also listed as Archmagus in the Dragonlance series of novels. White Robed Mages worship the Solinari.(white or silver moon (Good)

Red Robed mages for keeping the Balance between good and evil worship Lunitari (Red Moon)

Black Robed Mages, of evil worship Nuitari. The moon that sheds no light.
Most powerful Mage Raistlin Majere, the master of Past and Present

Another Mage to be feared was Fistandantilus
by Master of Past and Present March 20, 2009
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Macedonian

An ancient people assimilated into Hellenic culture. Non-existent as a people today, although the history of ancient Macedonians has been stolen by slavic-Macedonians in FYROM (The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia). They insist, through revisionist history and outright lies that they are the descendants of Alexander the Great.

It is well documented that the composition of FYROM is a majority Bulgarian with Serbs in the North and an Albanian majority in the West and Northwest.

The Slavs migrated to what is modern FYROM in the 7th Century and have only recently been calling themselves the descendants of Alexander.

Upon the creation of FYROM, all of the political leaders in power declared that they WERE NOT the descendants of Alexander (see statements of Macedonian President Kiro Gligorov).
Nebojsa calls himself "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is "old Serbian" and he celebrates Serbian Slava, thus Nebojsa, is really a Serb, calling himself a "Macedonian".

Goce calls himself a "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is a dialect of Bulgarian, his nameday is an old Bulgarian custom and he is really Bulgarian, although he calls himself "Macedonian".

Jim calls himself "Macedonian", his family was all born in Northern Greece, they speak both Greek and Bulgarian and there familial lineage comes from Athens (although they'd never admit it). They learned Bulgarian after the Slavic migrations South, but they call themselves "Macedonian" even though they are Greek.
by Oti rej! July 24, 2008
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Magellan

When a single continuous turd is long enough to circumnavigate the toilet bowl.
I dropped a massive deuce yesterday-totally Magellan'd it.
by CaptEggo July 7, 2010
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