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Krav Maga

Punching someone in the mouth with brass knuckles. Attacking someone's eyes so they can't see. Palm someone's nose to win against a shark. 5-7 strikes not once like a black bitch who "punches you in the mouth" 😭. Anything goes do or die. Say it's not gonna be me.
I used krav maga and gouged this gangstalking piece of trashes eye in in the street when the bitch was high on pcp and attacked me.
by TI Satan November 24, 2022
mugGet the Krav Magamug.

MAGA mouth

A disease in which Trump officials spew
false statements in an attempt to confuse people about the truth, especially as it relates to the scope of executive power in relation to the legitimate power of the Federal judiciary.
Pam Blondi has a serious case of MAGA Mouth today!
by ChgoPatriot March 19, 2025
mugGet the MAGA mouthmug.

MAGA Force

Maga Force. V. The smell and noise left after the right winger leaves from ones arse and mouth while bearing down and nothing happens, yet the unwashed stink while wearing a red hat is all that remains after blaming others for the tight anal sphincter.
Billy Joe Jimbob Looks stuffed up like he had a hard time going since his trip to DC, now he's trying Maga Force to push, while blaming Biden for all his problems since his January 6th trial. He smells like he hasn't wash his ass in months.
by Magikpoo October 20, 2022
mugGet the MAGA Forcemug.

maple MAGA

"Why does he have a Trump bumper sticker? I thought he was Canadian."

"He's maple MAGA."
by Dekker451 June 10, 2025
mugGet the maple MAGAmug.

USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.

The people that voted for Trump in the 2024 election, And only now seen the negative effect's of there vote, And the effects of uneducated people in the USA.
They voted for Trump and now there family wont speak to them, I bet there apart of the USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.
by Teafo November 28, 2024
mugGet the USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.mug.

Red Maga Hat

A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.

The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!

And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
mugGet the Red Maga Hatmug.

Maga

Suzie was too savvy to fall for such a lame maga trick, but Johnny, who had no common sense, would fall for every maga trick in the book. I guess you could say that Johnny was ultra maga.
by JPerry April 13, 2023
mugGet the Magamug.

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