Phat monk

To have a threesome with a hard monk and a mushy frog on top of a sacred temple.

That guy will probably meet a phat monkey tomorrow

by ssbatman45 January 23, 2018

monk blunt

blunt rolled by a rastafarian for religious purposes. rastafarians believe the use of cannabis to be sacred.

popo: Is that a joint your smoking?
dude: Yah, but it's ok cuz it's a monk blunt

by remt April 28, 2007

monk dimin'

A small, growing bald spot. The size of a dime and reminicent of a monk's scalpy patch. Bound to grow.

"... spins me around with the mirror so I can approve the back of my new haircut, I see it plain as day. I got a damn bald spot the size of a damn dime. I'm straight-up monk dimin'." - Ray Smuckles

by Leon Twardy January 14, 2008

monk bumming

to conjour the idea of having anal sex with a monk when being offered the chance of sex with an ugly woman especially when she has a yeast infection.

i'd rather go monk bumming than have sex with you love!

by Fallulah Hoochie May 23, 2008

Le Monke

The monkey whom is infamous for doing an uh oh stinky poopoo

"Le Monke said "I did a poopy" and I felt that

by Crapholethebabykiller September 22, 2019

urban monk

A man or woman who integrates monastic practices with the daily experience of urban life.

I consider myself a bit of a sage, a mystic in a postmodern world, you know, an urban monk.

by Joe Colletti December 21, 2007

Computer Monk

A person who studies one or more facets of computers and related technologies, often in solitude.

Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.

by user26 January 13, 2011