mongolian muzzle nuzzle

When your supervisor tries to add you on social media to butt fuck you or gain information.

"Duude, my supervisor is hitting me up on twitter again!"
"Damn bro, again with the Mongolian muzzle nuzzle"

by Sir_7eggs June 27, 2018

Mongolian back scratcher

When someone shits in their hand then gives you a good rough back scratching

How was your date with jenica? "Great until she gave me a Mongolian back scratcher"

by Wally the wanker February 10, 2017

Mongolian Battering Ram

This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.

Guy: Dude how was your weekend?

Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.

Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.

by Stoney69 January 5, 2019

Mongolian Clusterfuck

A phrase reffering to the word mongaloid,or downy flake,or such a person with down syndrome.It is used as a insult in such a situation with more than three persons with down syndrome in the same room.

Hey dave!, yes joe,dude after work yesterday i went to the E.R and they had one hell of a mongolian clusterfuck in there.

by Jellybear July 29, 2009

Mongolian Log War

When two people press their asses together and create an air tight seal. Then they both shit and try to push the log into the others body.

"Dude, we should have a Mongolian Log War because I bet I can burst a turd out of your chest like an alien."

by mazda6maniac October 14, 2011

Mongolian Hamster Dance

Go to your local pet store and get a hamster that is proportioned to you (or your partners) asshole. Get a tube and stick it up the subjects ass and have the hamster go secure into the rumpus. After the hamster is contently within the anus, then sit on an amp and play house music. For maximum hamster moves play David Guetta or DJ Tiesto.

Hey Dan, why are you sitting on that amp and when did you get such good moves? No reason Kyle, I just got the Mongolian Hamster Dance going on.

by corigunz October 29, 2010

Mongolian Throat Goat

Taking a shot and then fucking someone all the way down the throat.

Gave my guy Tony a Mongolian Throat Goat today.

by DuckTummy July 29, 2020