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Mongolian Meat Locker

When you leave your dick inserted inside a woman's pussy after initial ejaculation and keep cumming all night long. Guaranteed to deliver results nine months later.
I gave this one girl a Mongolian meat locker. Now our baby is trying to kick my ass. :(
by BeerChuggin'German April 23, 2020
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Mongolian swamp rat

A mystical creature that feeds off of maggots in the Mongolian swamps. Commenly referred to Asians who eat things off the ground.
"Oi Damon quit eating shit off the ground you dumb Mongolian swamp rat."
by Ryan_gow69pussyflaps March 24, 2016
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Mongolian Battering Ram

This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.
Guy: Dude how was your weekend?

Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.

Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.
by Stoney69 January 5, 2019
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Mongolian Clusterfuck

A phrase reffering to the word mongaloid,or downy flake,or such a person with down syndrome.It is used as a insult in such a situation with more than three persons with down syndrome in the same room.
Hey dave!, yes joe,dude after work yesterday i went to the E.R and they had one hell of a mongolian clusterfuck in there.
by Jellybear July 29, 2009
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Mongolian Log War

When two people press their asses together and create an air tight seal. Then they both shit and try to push the log into the others body.
"Dude, we should have a Mongolian Log War because I bet I can burst a turd out of your chest like an alien."
by mazda6maniac October 14, 2011
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Mongolian Hamster Dance

Go to your local pet store and get a hamster that is proportioned to you (or your partners) asshole. Get a tube and stick it up the subjects ass and have the hamster go secure into the rumpus. After the hamster is contently within the anus, then sit on an amp and play house music. For maximum hamster moves play David Guetta or DJ Tiesto.
Hey Dan, why are you sitting on that amp and when did you get such good moves? No reason Kyle, I just got the Mongolian Hamster Dance going on.
by corigunz October 29, 2010
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Mongolian Throat Goat

Taking a shot and then fucking someone all the way down the throat.
Gave my guy Tony a Mongolian Throat Goat today.
by DuckTummy July 29, 2020
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