Meteor Garden

Go to the second, third, or fourth floor of a building. Open the window, expose your butt,and let your crap fall like meteors to fertilize your neighbor's garden.

"Hey, I think your garden needs some maintenance. Mind if I make some Meteor Garden?"

by Hentai at 2 A.M. October 27, 2017

san mateo

San mateo is a city In california near San Fransisco with Pretty unfriendly people but a very interesting history.
Discovered in the 1770's by some spanish dude. There is also a San mateo in Florida.

I was really friendly to people but IO just got San mateo.

by truyiriyti November 29, 2004

Mateo

His every look is penetrating, as if he sought to capture the entirety of your thoughts.

Mind reader, Mateo

by TheOneAndOnlyKaty February 9, 2020

meteor boobs

Unnaturally large breasts on a girl in a hentai picture. Term coined by users on SCARZ, shortly after girls with such breasts were banned from a hentai topic.

I almost got suffocated under a pair of meteor boobs.

by gs68 September 2, 2004

Mateo

A very moronic friend who can be reliable at all times, if you ever meet a Mateo, you must cherish them and take care of them as they are normally autistic and can't do anything for themselves

"Fuck Mateo."

by H00DED Experience November 30, 2017

meteor

penis, cock. schlong

he had a raging meteor

by archibald fooze October 27, 2006

Snot meteor

When someone holds a finger over one nostril and blows out a single, hard surfaced (dried) booger into the air.

He was trying for a snot rocket, but blew
out a snot meteor. Almost put out an eye of a by-stander.

by tinkerslink December 17, 2008