mellophone

A fairly large frontal facing insturment which some people call a marching French Horn.

I like to define it as follows.

Mellophone, Noun - A trumpet(not capitalized) with a bigger penis. Used by those who either play Horn in symphony or have realized in all of their infinite wisdom that trumpets suck at life.

"Mellown" player: "I'm a Mellophone player, I'm out of tune always but I make up for it by playing at retarded volumes because dynamics don't matter in marching band, right?

Mark: "I'm a trumpet player and that makes me a horrible person, I'm stupid, annoying, and ugly, no one will ever love me genuinley, and pain and misery will haunt my pathetic life for all eternity"

by That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit January 8, 2006

'Mellow Melons

Titties that are not high and firm, but instead, fleshy and pillowy soft. Usually only found on bigger girls or women who have had kids. Good for burying your face in and getting lost; so-so good for tittie fucking.

Note: 'Mellow melons is a combo of the words "marshmellow" and "melons". It does not mean her tits are mellow as in 'chilled out'.

Donna has some nice 'mellow melons. It's like squeezing clouds.

by NINerd January 16, 2009

Mellow

Way chill very easy-going loves peace and good times ..but disrupting that easy going nature results In agressive consiquences

Man shaine is awesome but don't mess with his mellow

by Rollin thunder November 23, 2018

Melcome

(Noun)another word for male cum

“Yoooo young g lemme Melcome all over you”

by our_new_word July 10, 2019

melbourne

An insignificant Australian city which suffers from delusions of grandeur.Mistakes the wearing of black skivies as an expression of fashion. Believes that gloomy lane-ways are architectural delights & thinks Lloyd-Webber musicals are high art

Can you believe how much better than other Australians we Melbourne people really are? But we're not stuck-up like Sydney people.

by Bubblequeen October 28, 2006

Yellow Mellow

Urine that is left to settle in a toilet bowl. Comes from the energy saving saying that goes "if its yellow, let it mellow. if its brown, flush it down."

Not to be confused with Mellow Yellow which was a song by Donovan in the 60's composed when he took the drug Mellow Yellow. Also not to be confused with the drink popularized by Coca Cola.

"Stop leaving yellow mellow in the toilet! The dog drank out of it and licked my face!"

by Isar December 28, 2005

Malloritis

A chronic debilitating condition caused by the abhorrent sight of the Pelvis Wave. Symptoms include seizures, clenched fists and out right disapproval. Once diagnosed the affliction is permanent. When one is not exposed to the Pelvis Wave for prolonged periods of time, intense cravings for the manuever are developed.

Stop it, George! Your interpretation of the Pelvis Wave will give me Malloritis!

by CyborgTm July 3, 2007