by koolkatzzz June 28, 2012
Wow is he pulling a matthew?
by 1234567890987654321qwertyuiopu December 13, 2010
Greek for eternal sex god. Hes sexy athletic hot and he gets all the girls. anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts. Hes that one guy who can catch a shoe on his foot even though his foot is 2 sizes bigger.
What nobody knows about Matthew is that hes rescues Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee. He secretly is a superhero at night. He has a nice toothbrush. Hes so sexy he gets laid everynight.
What nobody knows about Matthew is that hes rescues Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee. He secretly is a superhero at night. He has a nice toothbrush. Hes so sexy he gets laid everynight.
Girl 1: OMG I want to make love to Matthew
Girl 2: Well u can't
Girl 1: y not
Girl 2: im his wife and I make love ro him everynight
Girl 1: ur so lucky😔
Girl 2: IKR😏
Girl 2: Well u can't
Girl 1: y not
Girl 2: im his wife and I make love ro him everynight
Girl 1: ur so lucky😔
Girl 2: IKR😏
by Coldtomato May 23, 2014
A guy who tells a girl he loves her than goes and breaks her heart so he can date her best friend and ruin their friendship. He doesn't have the balls to tell anyone how he feels. He prefers to date gross sluts that are posers and need a life. He is also a homosexual secretly.
At man sleepovers, he screws all his friends vigorously. He is also a nasty, white trash, smoker who needs to be shot. NOW!
At man sleepovers, he screws all his friends vigorously. He is also a nasty, white trash, smoker who needs to be shot. NOW!
by LolliPopGumDrop June 09, 2010
matthew can sometimes be an ass. matthew can sometimes be a great friend. matthew does not understand the art or puns. matthew is not as funny as he thinks he is, but he is still funny. matthew is supposed to be with any girl specifically one named mariana.
by lmao its me bitch January 30, 2017
The most perfect guy there is to be. Has a great personality. He is always there for you when you need him, and also a great helper and wants what’s best for you, even if that is really him. He is kind, gentle and loving. Great in bed, his package is just the right size, sometimes even too big to handle but he puts it to good use. In a word, he’s perfect and the best out there. Everybody wants a Matthew
by Gg.Maraj September 25, 2018
by Lil poor guy December 19, 2016