1. Service offered at lesser cost by happy end massage parlours. It involves not laying a finger on the client but giving him instructions (vocally) about how to massage himself. Particularly in Helsinki, Finland.
2. Massage of the throat whilst singing a tune.
2. Massage of the throat whilst singing a tune.
by Megapussi December 12, 2008
When you go to get a massage and receive the unfortunate news that your masseuse is Armenian. Shortly after, a very large and domineering woman, usually named Hilda or Helga, walks in and places her greasy hands on the top of your back. She proceeds to massage you, but you cannot help but feel a third thing massaging you, so you look to only see her big floppy cock out, and it is actually massaging your ass. To not be viewed as homosexual, you tell her to get the fuck off and she proceeds to beat your ass and for the next two years your friends give you shit for getting your ass kicked by a girl.
Person #1: Man I heard you got an armenian massage.
Person #2: Yeah it fucking ruined my life.
Pape: Haha jerk. That sucks for you. Man my Porsche-a is so much better than your car.
Person #2: Hey Pape go suck a dick. And by the way, its Porsche and yours is broken.
Person #2: Yeah it fucking ruined my life.
Pape: Haha jerk. That sucks for you. Man my Porsche-a is so much better than your car.
Person #2: Hey Pape go suck a dick. And by the way, its Porsche and yours is broken.
by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! October 30, 2006
by Anonym9 April 22, 2012
Massage of old world, far-eastern descent strongly implied to culminate in a for-profit (although not found on any invoice/receipt) "happy-ending."
I'm going to "that" parlor afterwork for a puja massage.
"Puja lounge" (as in a parlor)
"She's a puja" (as in massuese)
"On your right, Puja." (as in hotties)
"Puja lounge" (as in a parlor)
"She's a puja" (as in massuese)
"On your right, Puja." (as in hotties)
by Andy808 November 27, 2007
a massage without happy ending - sometimes you just want that but not much options at 5 am in the morning...
Tired and sore after getting out of work around 5am.
See a bright sign flashing "MASSAGE".
I pull up and inquire within....
Madame: Hello, you want massage?
Me: Yes.
Madame: $100 okay?
Me: Uhhh... How much for just a massage? Like, only a massage? I don't need anything else.
Madame: Only massage?
Me: Yes. I want a tragedy massage.
Madame: A what?
Me: A massage without a happy ending.
Madame: No happy ending.
Me: Correct. Can I have just a massage? Nothing else. No happy ending.
Madame: ....... No.
(credit: CH)
See a bright sign flashing "MASSAGE".
I pull up and inquire within....
Madame: Hello, you want massage?
Me: Yes.
Madame: $100 okay?
Me: Uhhh... How much for just a massage? Like, only a massage? I don't need anything else.
Madame: Only massage?
Me: Yes. I want a tragedy massage.
Madame: A what?
Me: A massage without a happy ending.
Madame: No happy ending.
Me: Correct. Can I have just a massage? Nothing else. No happy ending.
Madame: ....... No.
(credit: CH)
by pseuDonym_name_001 May 18, 2015
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by Velvet Massage January 01, 2016
A little thing that's used to massage your head.It's better then life it's better than sex.
Best if someone else uses it on you.
Best if someone else uses it on you.
Dude (insert_name_here) just bought a head massager its the best thing ever!
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headmassagesexpleasurerelaxationnirvananohomomassage
by Kapronca March 10, 2016