magass

Expression used to describe something bad that has happened or may happen to an individual, group or object.

Ooh! They really fired you? Oh, that's magass!

by Bruts December 8, 2009

Magen

Magen MAY-gen, name

Magen is a beautiful girl, who is very creative and loves to sing and to act.
She is very fun and talented, and she knows it. She is a great artist, but always puts herself down about it.

She has great friends, and her best friend is closer to her in more ways than one. She has amazing fashion sense, and loves to go clothes shopping.
Tiktok is Magen's favorite social media platform, and she loves to dance, though she hates to perform in public.
Magen is very spunky, her favorite movie genre being horror, and her favorite color generally, being black or purple.
Magen hopes to become a famous singer or popstar in adulthood.

Story takes place in 2035, CE. Setting: Hollywood blvd.

Two friends who haven't seen each other since 7th grade, since Magen had gone off to acting school.
Magen is running away from the paparazzi, and crashes into someone.

MAGEN: Omygosh, I'm so sorry!
PERSON *rubs head*: No problem, hehe!

PERSON *looks up to see MAGEN*: Omygosh!!! Magen! It's me, Abby, your best friend from 7th grade!
Magen: What?! Really!!?! I haven't seen you in forever! You know, I still have the necklace you made me on my last day of 7th grade?!
ABBY: Awwww! You really never did forget me, did you?!
*The two embrace, and the paparazzi swirl up a storm*

THE END

by whatyoustaringat. September 30, 2020

assy magee

Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.

I claim this as my own.

.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.

by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005

White Mage

Wielder of White Magic. Uses healing powers to strenghten and heal allies. Also can use magic to harm the undead. In Final Fantasy, it is one of the most important jobs. Generally a woman. In FFXI, this job is usually left to the Tarutaru. If you play this job, you can be spammed for continuous cures by the dead people you pass. Also the job class with the weakest defense.

Deadguy: raise me!
WhiteMage: Why?
Deadguy: cuz youre a white mage! it's ur job!
WhiteMage: *casts magic*
Deadguy: Yes!!!!!11! Woot!!!
Goblin hits WhiteMage for 1425 points of damage.
WhiteMage falls to the ground.
Deadguy: u suck.

by Mattacon July 24, 2008

The Maestro

During the act of giving a blowjob the "giver" deepthroats (the entire shaft) and licks the balls simultaneously. See also "fucking incredible"

"This girl was giving me head and she proceeded to Maestro that shit."

"A female friend (a master of her craft) had the ability to give The Maestro thus reinventing the deepthroat blowjob."

by mr. Haywood January 27, 2007

Lego Maestro

the most epic fortnite player in the world, teaming up with ninja and marquess brownley, he will get your credit card information to secure that epic victory royale

"Ninja is the best fortnite player"
"No Lego Maestro is"

by John Wick Jr February 5, 2019

Minge Maestro

A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.

That Derek sure is one hell of a minge maestro.

by F Meister July 28, 2008