MADD

A naive group of Mothers who are Against Drunk Driving, who fail to realize that their very existence could advance drunk driving because 40-something overweight mom's wearing flower prints are the epitome of uncoolness.

MADD has a noble message but mom's are overprotective too often so nobody wants to listen to them, especially when you're in a stage of your life when you're trying to separate from your parents.

by fseefssefed February 11, 2006

Madcret

(Pronounced Mad-Cret)
Abbreviation for Mad Cretin.

See Cretin. A Madcret is one who goes above and beyond the status of cretin. To be madcret you must excel in aspects of cretiness; stupidness, foolishness and dumbness.

Pat: Hey fella, what's going on?

fella: Nothing...

Pat: How did you get that bruise?

fella: Uhmm, fell down the stairs...

Pat: At your house?

fella: Yes...

Pat: You don't have stairs at your house, you have one step!

fella: So!?

Pat: Bahahah you madcret, only someone so stupid, foolish and dumb could pull off something like that.

by Paddy B April 29, 2009

Maddelyn

A caring person who is incredibly loyal. Stands up for what's right and doesn't take crap from anyone

Go get a friend like maddelyn

by Gabriella.montez April 18, 2018

John Madden Theory

Noun; The theory of coming up with countless examples without making it too noticeable in usually a paper or report. Named for the unintentional relevance John Madden uses when spectating football. ² The act of going into another example unintentionally.

The greaks gods of the odyssey were very distinct, You have the four top gods. Poseidon, god of water. He controls the seas and those who rides those seas. The ones who rode these seas and is the most memorable, is Odysseus. Odysseus was a powerful man, coming back from the Trojan war. The Trojan war was a large battle, with the climactic death of achiles...Etc.

² "I just saw my best friend in the park, the park is really nice and beautiful with a lake in the middle, this lake is pretty awesome, ive gone fishing, fishing is pr"- "Dude, stop doing the John Madden theory..."

by Samyouell Fepps May 1, 2011

Im Not a Happy Maddi

Being very mad or upset or pissed off.

j: Im Not a happy maddi today

g: Why

j: Cuz it was worst class ever

by himynameishistory October 12, 2011

madd

extremely, very, to the utmost degree

Not to be confused with "mad," meaning angry or displeased

My RA Jess is madd cool, yo! She be such a baller.

by Toyon 3rd Floor May 31, 2007

Maddi

A beautiful, sweet, and funny girl. She plays the contra alto clarinet, and she's the best bass clarinet player too. She has very curly hair, which is one of the most beautiful things in the world. A Maddi is a girl who is very sweet, and is nice to everyone.

"Hey who's the girl you're with?"
"The best girl in the world"
"What's her name?"

"Maddi."

by Heylookachicken March 23, 2013