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Absolut-ly

n. A word homophonic to the commonly used word "absolutely" , used to indicate use of alcohol while using the homophone as a cover-up so as to preserve complete honesty in answering and to add the element of humor when around friends. Commonly used by middle schoolers, high schoolers, college students, workers with a hangover in the workplace, alcoholics attending meetings, drunk drivers and pilots, and nursing home residents. Derived from the well-known vodka brand Absolut, and its homophone in the english language "absolute".
Mother: So, Bridget, what did you do at that party last night?
Bridget: Absolut-ly nothing at all, mom.

RA: Sir, please open your book bag and empty the contents onto the table
Alan: Dude, I don't need to, I've got absolut-ly nothing in there.

Alex: Am I drunk yet?
Ben: Absolut-ly, and I think Dr. Kolena can hear us, these walls are paper-thin.
by Team Benevolence August 15, 2006
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Phil Ly

A young man who loves talking about science and mathematics. He enjoys academics and trolling females.
Girl: omg stop being such a phil ly!
Boy: I AM NOT. HOW DARE YOU. I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE.
by superpirate August 8, 2012
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bug-ly

This is NOT to be confused with bugly as in butt-ugly, bugly means that the named looks like a bug. This is not really an insult, there are many very hot/pretty/handsome celebrities/people who are kinda bugly.
Cute pic, you look really pretty, but a bit like a cross between an ant and a wasp!

Ohhh, I always look bug-ly in pictures!
by Charlotte v-k September 6, 2005
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sea wea ass ly

really serious about something
cool way of sayin seriously
sherese: girl i gots to study for this test

raquel:really yup sea wea ass ly
by dsaneee May 5, 2009
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musical.ly

Musical.ly is a social media app. Its like Instagram and Dubsmash had a baby. Some celebritys like Madison Beer use it!
Girl, you should look at my musical.ly account: @creative.soul.22
by creative.soul.22 April 11, 2016
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Musical.ly

Musical.ly, an video sharing app that allows users to create short music videos, comedic skits, and more. Its controversial due to the fact that it is a new media platform that had created somewhat internet famous teens, that became internet famous due to lipsyncing to sounds such as comedy sounds and popular music. They are deemed "talentless" by some but kids looking for fun by others.
Person 1: Hey, heard of that app Musical.ly? People at school have been using it lately and it seems fun!
Person 2: Yeah, I downloaded it! This user on the top leaderboard got over a million likes! I wanna have millions of fans like them too!
Person 1: Cant believe they gained such a following, their our age! We need to stop sitting on the couch and watch netflix all day
by KindaKing September 6, 2016
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Musical.ly

A app with lip-syncing and more
Musical.ly is the best app ever you should really get it
by Fleelk February 16, 2017
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