Brownie Lung

When one consumes too many sweets and the throat and lungs become congested and blocked by the sweet residue. Brownie Lung can also be caused by consuming too many scoops of dry protein powder before going to the local iron paradise/pound palace.

"Hey Bryan?!"
"What the fudge do ya want Albert?!"
"I had the most wicked awesome brownie lung last night after eating that family pack of two bite brownies! I almost had to be hospitalized. Some could say I was riding that brownie wave hard, bro. I loved every second of that brownie lung...Couldn't breath!"
"Sounds like you have your life in order! Maybe next you could try putting those brownies on ice cream. I hear that is a great treat, Albert."
"Good idea Bryan. I need brownie lung more than I need safety protocols and matrices. I love you Bryan. More than my wife."
"Thanks Albert I love ya too and your sweet gross Brownie lung. I love you more than Brownie Lung."
"...Liar. Impossible. Brownie Lung Rules. BL for short.
"...You're right Albert. Nothing could replace my passion for the BL. Seeya at Don's tomorrow?
"Yupe...Best bring some BL material. Love ya."
"love ya too. BL4life!."

by Brent Osgood Jr. October 31, 2018

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lung bomb

A golf ball size amount of snot that is hacked up from the deepest part of your lungs. Similar to a loogie but with much more mass. A lung bomb can be considered as a lethal weapon in some States. The lung bomb will consist of thick mucus that is green, yellow and black in color. The blackness is either from a smokers lung or from dried up blood in the nasal cavities.

While on top of the Empire State Building:

Johnny: Hey let's drop some loogies off the side of this beast and get the people down below.
Rich: Hell yeah if I'm lucky I might be able to spew up a lung bomb for those suckers down below.
Johnny: Man I feel sorry for the sucker that get's nailed by that.

by xxHouse82xx August 14, 2012

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yaht-lung

a fucking hottie, mispronounced by none other than your double-space using dumbass bestie craft <3

craft: I kin yaht-lung

by whatelsecanidooo February 25, 2022

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Lungs not awake.

When you cough a lot from smoking a cigarette/weed in the morning after waking up.

*Wakes up*

"You wanna hit this bong really quick?"
"Nah man, Lungs not awake. I don't wanna die coughing."
"Whatever dude."

by Metalikz May 12, 2021

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Pork-lung

The cough one gets whilst performing the action of deep throating a little too intensely.

*garble garble garble, cough cough, garble garble* "Oh man, she's totally pork-lunging me."

"Stop that! Your giving me pork-lung."

"Oh man, I think I pork-lunged too hard the other night."

"Pardon me, excuse me, I think I may be developing a case of some rough pork-lung."

"Oh that guy is such a pork-lunger."

"I gave that bitch some nice ass pork-lung last night."

by the master porker November 28, 2012

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