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Lunger

You know that bloke, Mark. He is a massive lunger.
by georgemaxwell November 12, 2018
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Mercedes Lander

The drummer for the heavy metal band KiTTie.
Mercedes Lander,the drummer of KiTTie,is getting fat.
by Amanda Cummings June 2, 2005
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ludder

A combination of an uncomfortable (and often ironic) laugh, and a shudder.
I luddered when Mandy told me that her balls were on fire . (Purely 'cos she is so manly that she might *just* actually have a pair... and that's something I REALLY don't want to think about.)
by CapTim March 28, 2008
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Lunger

A person who unexpectedly lunges at another in an attempt to use suprise to engage the target in a passionate kiss.

Due to a lack of intuition, poor timing, nerves, or the motor reflex of the Lunger's target, such lunges are generally unsuccessful. A Lunger will often strike at the most inappropriate moment. A Lunger's target is often someone who does not desire the Lunger's attentions.

There are frequently witnesses to this embarrasing behaviour and it is believed that alcohol may play a part in deluding the lunger to believe that their actions are not only appropriate but heroic.

Lunging has been listed as a major cause of serious head and facial injuries world wide.

*It should be noted that a successful lunging attempt would be considered sauve, debonnairre, charming or romantic. Worthy of applause. Some Lungers would argue that any fails are well worth the risk!
Dancing at a club with a group of friends. One girl turns around after some random lunger calls her name. The lunger prepares to go in for the kiss but is already moving impossibly fast. As she slowly turns around his forehead slams into her nose.

You should have seen the commotion at the Awards ceremony the other nite! The 70 year old presenter practically licked the film star's tonsils when he went to give her the award. The filthy lunger!
by Lee D'Strae May 14, 2010
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lundgreen

A lundgreen is a bastard and then some of the worst kind, usually nice and friendly, but with typical bastard moments that takes it over the edge with cruel humour and sarcasm.
"That guy is a real lundgreen, do you know what he just called me?"
by friendofjimmyk October 6, 2008
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luner

"go get some luner" shouted dad
"OK" said cooper
by Cooper Moffat July 18, 2019
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lender

some one who cozies up (lends his ass) for petty benefits especially from a person of authority.
the bosses new secretary is a lender, he got many benefits approved out of turn.
by satccha February 2, 2017
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