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Gentleman's Lunch

A meal taken in private while evading responsibility and perusing pornography or other sexually explicit material
Bento bow from Sushi King, the lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive: time for Gentleman's Lunch!
by crashcomet December 14, 2010
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The Lunch Sniff

"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.
I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".
by RootsofWar October 26, 2010
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Lunch Talk

When you work the dinner shift at a restaurant and talk about how much greater you are than the guy working the lunch shift.
Jeff with his lunch talk again
by Mr.BaddAss July 17, 2018
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Chip lunch

When you are either too lazy to prepare a complete lunch, too broke to afford one, or there is simply nothing else to eat but chips*.
Similar to "chip dinner", but at lunch time.

*Not to be confused with Nachos, which is actually a meal.
"What are you having for lunch today?"

"Payday isn't for 3 more days, and all I had at home was this half bag of Doritos. Looks like chip lunch for me."
by Jimmydoorlocks February 1, 2010
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Lunch Dip

Sex over one’s lunch break. Enough time to dip the stick and bust a nut before returning to work. Usually performed in one’s vehicle.
Me and Becky are going for some lunch dip today.

I had the best lunch dip yesterday.

All I had today was lunch dip. I’m
starving.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
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ISA Lunch

When you are an Inside Sales Associate/ Business Development Representative at a corporate company and you regularly take an absurdly long lunch. Typically between 1.5 to 3 hours, these lunches include, but are not limited to the following: Seeing a full length feature film, going to the gym, going to an apartment to get blasted, heavy drinking, super long lunch expeditions, etc. An ISA lunch is the epitome of you hating your job and trying to leave inconspicuously for an elongated period of time because absolutely no one will notice.
Dude, I just took an ISA Lunch and got blasted at my boys apartment!
by Dobby Baggins May 17, 2018
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Lunch Rizz

The act of getting one singular extra chicken wing
How did he get that extra wing when I can’t?
Man has that Lunch Rizz
by RizzLord420 April 13, 2023
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