Gentleman's Lunch

A meal taken in private while evading responsibility and perusing pornography or other sexually explicit material

Bento bow from Sushi King, the lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive: time for Gentleman's Lunch!

by crashcomet December 14, 2010

The Lunch Sniff

"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.

I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".

by RootsofWar October 26, 2010

lunch nap

Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.

I'm taking a lunch nap today instead of going to McDonald's.

by Loco007 October 14, 2017

Lunch Dip

Sex over one’s lunch break. Enough time to dip the stick and bust a nut before returning to work. Usually performed in one’s vehicle.

Me and Becky are going for some lunch dip today.

I had the best lunch dip yesterday.

All I had today was lunch dip. I’m
starving.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

lunch packing

Lunch packing v. -the act of one inserting one's complete package in someone else's mouth..

Dude! last night this girl packed my lunch last night in my car..

whore: i love packing lunches!!!

Guy1: i'm sure you do, you lunch packing whore!

lunch packing is the bee's knees

by Baby Lincoln 0524 June 19, 2009

Lunch can

What normal people would call a lunch box or lunch kit, people from the East Coast in Canada call it a lunch can.

Linda's mom packed her food in her new lunch can for the first day of school.

by jabber69 February 24, 2022

ISA Lunch

When you are an Inside Sales Associate/ Business Development Representative at a corporate company and you regularly take an absurdly long lunch. Typically between 1.5 to 3 hours, these lunches include, but are not limited to the following: Seeing a full length feature film, going to the gym, going to an apartment to get blasted, heavy drinking, super long lunch expeditions, etc. An ISA lunch is the epitome of you hating your job and trying to leave inconspicuously for an elongated period of time because absolutely no one will notice.

Dude, I just took an ISA Lunch and got blasted at my boys apartment!

by Dobby Baggins May 17, 2018