Gentleman's Lunch

A meal taken in private while evading responsibility and perusing pornography or other sexually explicit material

Bento bow from Sushi King, the lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive: time for Gentleman's Lunch!

by crashcomet December 14, 2010

The Lunch Sniff

"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.

I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".

by RootsofWar October 26, 2010

lunch packing

Lunch packing v. -the act of one inserting one's complete package in someone else's mouth..

Dude! last night this girl packed my lunch last night in my car..

whore: i love packing lunches!!!

Guy1: i'm sure you do, you lunch packing whore!

lunch packing is the bee's knees

by Baby Lincoln 0524 June 19, 2009

Lunch Dip

Sex over one’s lunch break. Enough time to dip the stick and bust a nut before returning to work. Usually performed in one’s vehicle.

Me and Becky are going for some lunch dip today.

I had the best lunch dip yesterday.

All I had today was lunch dip. I’m
starving.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Chip lunch

When you are either too lazy to prepare a complete lunch, too broke to afford one, or there is simply nothing else to eat but chips*.
Similar to "chip dinner", but at lunch time.

*Not to be confused with Nachos, which is actually a meal.

"What are you having for lunch today?"

"Payday isn't for 3 more days, and all I had at home was this half bag of Doritos. Looks like chip lunch for me."

by Jimmydoorlocks February 1, 2010

Lunch Rizz

The act of getting one singular extra chicken wing

How did he get that extra wing when I can’t?
Man has that Lunch Rizz

by RizzLord420 April 13, 2023

French lunch

Sex on your lunch break

The kids were both at school, the wife called me upstairs for a French lunch!

by Throb56 August 24, 2021