Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.
by D. Gould January 25, 2006
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Noun - A product either oil (don't use with latex condoms as it breaks them down) or water based that enables intercourse - particularly anal intercourse to be easier, smoother and less painful
An abbreviation of the word "lubricant", lube generally means a sexual variety of lubricant but can also indicate mechanical lubrication.
Verb - to lube - to apply lubricant to a cock, anal sphincter or machinery.
Verb version 2 - a slang form of "love" used on message boards, slash readers and members of spotrot
An abbreviation of the word "lubricant", lube generally means a sexual variety of lubricant but can also indicate mechanical lubrication.
Verb - to lube - to apply lubricant to a cock, anal sphincter or machinery.
Verb version 2 - a slang form of "love" used on message boards, slash readers and members of spotrot
by destiny_is_dead August 12, 2005
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Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"
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Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"
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by jqdoozy March 6, 2017
Get the Luber mug.Predominantly defined as K-Y Jelly. Which happens to be a main water based lubricant which is used in sexual activity without destroying the condom if you're using one.
ONLY homosexuals refer to it as "anal lube".
It doesn't matter how wet or dry a female is, K-Y Jelly always makes sex better. Even when just masturbating alone, whether you're male or female.
Mainly used when you don't have time or tired of "foreplay".
K-Y Jelly makes sex better. YES! Females eventually dry up no matter how wet they are and need that EXTRA moisture to keep sex painless. ONLY if you're able to go the distance and not blowing your load like a 20 year old clueless goober who thinks he knows everything about sex, you may have to use so called LUBE!
Period. Just don't forget to pull out. Unless you're wearing a condom.
ONLY homosexuals refer to it as "anal lube".
It doesn't matter how wet or dry a female is, K-Y Jelly always makes sex better. Even when just masturbating alone, whether you're male or female.
Mainly used when you don't have time or tired of "foreplay".
K-Y Jelly makes sex better. YES! Females eventually dry up no matter how wet they are and need that EXTRA moisture to keep sex painless. ONLY if you're able to go the distance and not blowing your load like a 20 year old clueless goober who thinks he knows everything about sex, you may have to use so called LUBE!
Period. Just don't forget to pull out. Unless you're wearing a condom.
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