woke limit

A woke limit is when it dawns on you that others self-classifying as woke hold positions beyond the scope of logic, reason, balance, fairness and objectivity. Those reaching their woke limit are often torn between expressing disagreement and remaining silent for fear of retribution. Reaching the woke limit renders one in danger of losing friends, family, and even a job; it can lead to being harassed verbally, on social media, or even physically, simply because one doesn't agree chapter and verse with the applicable woke philosophy du jour.

I was scrolling through social media and realized I'd reached my woke limit when I saw Becky, a wealthy, white corporate executive, posting that she would walk naked through the streets with Fuck 12 written on her navel.

by The Reasonable Man July 6, 2020

Asian Speed Limit

when a driver is driviving 10-20 mph under the speed limit on a higher speed roadway usually in the left lane preventing traffic from using the passing lane. Generally a female Asian driver

Oh my god I've been stuck behind this Toyota Minivan going the Asian speed limit for thirty minutes on the 401! for the love of god! Get out of the left lane!!!

by Jaysunn72 December 17, 2016

Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.

Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

by QuacksO July 12, 2018

HiT Entertainment Limited

HiT Entertainment Limited (doing business as Mattel Television) is a British-American entertainment company owned by Mattel and originally established in 1982 as Henson International Television. It was founded as the international distribution arm of Jim Henson Productions.

Thomas the Tank Engine: HiT Entertainment Limited makes cartoons

Fireman Sam: yeah, good ones!

Philip Blake Moss: I’m looking to buy another HiT Entertainment DVD

by Tank-Slushy July 17, 2021

lomi

Lomi is two people whom love each other and have a great bond together as lovers

They are so lomi

by R3STL3SS June 26, 2018

Nigger limit

A unit of measurement to describe the amount of stupidity, laziness, rudeness and ignorance you can put up with before killing everything around you. Usually caused by frequent run ins with lazy, self-absorbed niggers being in the way of the rest of us with jobs and places to be.

Today has been one helluva day...and you are pushing my nigger limit.

by Hellbilly69 July 22, 2014

r/lolitary

A sub Reddit filled with idiotic neckbeards that believe liking drawing of small chested anime girl makes you a pedophile whilst also secretly masturbating to it themselves and whenever someone tries to refute their point and give valid criticism they ignore it and yell pedophile not thinking about anything else

Person 1: look people who likes anime girls they are a pedo let’s brigade them
Person 2: I don’t like children can you leave us alone

Person 3: ye can you
Person 1: REEEEEEEEE
Person 2: oh god there a member of r/lolitary

by ShiroDawn April 12, 2022