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Stoner Logic

-Adjective + noun:
A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.

Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.
Tobias: "Hmm, if peanut butter, tuna, ham, turkey, swiss cheese, ranch dressing, ketchup, and mayo all taste good on their own, they must be delicious together!"

Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."

Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"
by The Big Zabowski October 16, 2010
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Retro-Logic

Gathering or inventing facts and information to support what you already believe.

Finding supporting evidence AFTER you've made up your mind already, in an attempt to impose your opinion as fact.
He's been a MIAMI HEAT fan since 02', If you ask him why he'll say "Lebron". Retro-Logic
by Mykie G July 12, 2010
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JIM LOGIC

Something you can not argue with
by JimLogic March 31, 2021
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Testicular Logic

Male logic process; used to prioritize basic daily needs and interaction between opposite gender's ways of thinking. Linear logical synapses with occasional redirection of thinking to the head below the shoulders.
Going to a sports bar with your wolf-pack and seeing a hot girl and losing all focus of the friends night out due to distraction; using your testicular logic
by C-Dogg4408 April 14, 2010
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Scott logic

It’s the linking of two or more unrelated thing by using random things that some how makes it true
Dang did you see how just made jesus the daughter of Hillary Clinton.

Yeah man it made total sense

Of course becuase jesus has 5 letters and Hillary has 7 and if you do 7-5 you get 2 and 2’s a even number.

Yup two is a even number and if you multiply it by 3 it equals six and there is 6 letters in Hillary and Christ.

Man that’s all the evidence I need. tTme to go vote for jesus’ s monther for the election!

And it’s all thanks to that’ good ol’ Scott logic
by NotAThotScott March 15, 2018
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Logical Action

When you make a large sacrifice for something so little and has lesser value than what you had sacrificed.
1) I sold my car yesterday so I don't have to pay for the insurance. I made a really logical action!

2) I paid $7,947 so that I could fill my house with old lamps. I am broke now, but at least I can see every part of my house! There was a logical action to be made, so I made it!

3) I sold my 74 inch TV in exchange for multiple TV remotes so I never lose track of them. I then sold half of the amount of remotes to get a new 32 inch TV. I think what I did was a pretty good logical action.
by Professional Educator July 3, 2019
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Mum Logic

When your mother gives you a dumbass reason for something.
For example:

Jack: My mum told me to get a job last week so I got a paperound. When I got home one night from it she had a go at me and told me I can't do a paperound.
Matt: Why?
Jack: Because 'She's my parent and I must bow to her every ass-faced command'
Matt: Sounds like Mum Logic to me.
by RawrAthon September 19, 2009
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