glazing logs

While jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit; one decides to blow their load down into the shitter on top of their own shit.

Z:"are you going to be long?" Jeff:"Yeah, I'm glazing logs"

by Sonny Zee July 28, 2015

Log Kisser

One who blows on fire or "firewood" in order to make it bigger

Gosh Corbin, quit kissing the log you log kisser!

by nerdybuns June 04, 2009

hot log

A fresh poo, still piping hot from the delivery canal.

"I heard your cat died. Man, that really sucks the hot log."

by GreBo Goryerum September 15, 2006

log-swapping

The act of flushing someone else's poop down the toilet before being able to poop yourself.

Hey man, did you flush? I'm getting tired of always log-swapping your turd of the day.

by Mikey The Comic November 25, 2008

ninja log

logging off randomly without anyone knowing, while your in the middle of something

so like dude we are going to run this way and your going to run that way ok

during your going to ( ALT+F4 )

oh that fucker ninja logged

by tomxel February 17, 2009

Log Lady

n. Mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable turd in the ladies' loo. Usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the identity of the Log Lady. No male equivalent, thanks to David Lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male crapper.

"The Log Lady struck again! Who d'you reckon it is?"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"

by Satandog February 05, 2006

Flogging the Log

A hand job on a well-endowed guy

Broads enjoy flogging the log!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007