Golden Load

The Golden Load is a move similar to the Golden Shower, but is sneaky. It's the act of giving a facial after sex or blowjob, but instead of rewarding the lucky woman (or man) with a sticky wad, you begin to piss upon their face.

*Warning, this may lead to some unwanted conflicts or the knowledge of a weird fetish by your significant other.

Alex: Oh my god dude, funniest shit ever.
Derek: What man? What?!?!?
Alex: So lastnite when Amanda was giving me head, I totaly pulled out and told her I was about to cum, but instead I gave her the Golden Load and I pissed on her face. Caught her off gaurd so bad.
Derek: What the fuck? Really?
Alex: No, I was joking.
Derek: Alright, that'd be gross.
Alex: It was actually your mom.

by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 25, 2008

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catch a load

When a women is suprised to find out a man came inside of her even though he told her he would not.

Holly ended up catching a load last night when her boyfriend didn't pull out

by Lap dog September 7, 2005

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crap load

Large quantity of something. More than a boat load, but less than a shit load.

I have a crap load of work to do before I can leave!

by drewnsam January 16, 2008

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bases loaded

To convey in polite words that fellatio, intercourse, and anal sex is likely to happen in the same night, or a general inkling that something great will happen.

I just slipped that girl some roofies...bases loaded.

by fizzpuss May 18, 2010

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load trolled

Occurs when you attempt to click a link on a loading website, but are sent to an unwanted location mid-click as the layout of the website changes.

Kid 1: "Uh, dude, why are you looking at denture adhesive products?"

Kid 2: "Nah man, I was trying to click the home button when I got load trolled."

by kapitano September 6, 2013

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