Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
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Get the Hatch lizard mug.An overly tan women with black hair and white highlights or white hair with black highlights. Black tank tops and a large amount of rings, including thumb and pinky, are common. Sand lizards are found in Nevada, Arizona and some parts of the central valley of California. Sand Lizards can be any age, and are sometimes pale compared to darker members, but all Sand Lizards sport heavy black eye make up.
Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.
Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.
"Gross, look at those Sand Lizards."
Or the inverse
"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."
Or the inverse
"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."
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