Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
by mrbean34 March 29, 2014
Get the liver mathmug. by Mocha2 May 26, 2017
Get the kitty livermug. by Antarctica liver November 15, 2024
Get the Antarctica livermug. LiVeration™ (noun) | lǐ'-vər-ā-shən
A continuous process of personal & collective transformation, LiVeration™, with its capitalized "V" representing "Victory," is a core principle of ABiA™ Nation. Its practice goes far beyond traditional liberation. It is not simply about breaking free from external control it’s about actively shaping a
reality where individuals & communities thrive. It rejects the idea of revolution as a reaction to oppression & instead embraces an evolutionary shift in consciousness, focusing on SELF™-determination, SELF™-definition, SELF™-defense, & SELF™-actualization. Further, it calls for separation from ideologies of resistance as a means to its sacred ends, adopting the principled position "what you resist, persists."
LiVeration™ emphasizes the reclamation of cultural identity, traditions, & values, rejecting forced assimilation into systems that do not serve the best interests of ABiAn Peoples™. It recognizes that true freedom is not granted but owned & built through IT™ (Intentional Transformation). It is both an individual & collective journey, rooted in the belief that fulfillment comes from actively pursuing joy, wisdom, & abundance rather than simply enduring hardship.
Guided by FAiTH™ ("Fuckit All i Trust Happy"), LiVeration™ embodies unwavering SELF™-trust & a commitment to happiness. It is a spiritual and practical framework developed through LiFE™ Centering and the concept of "Kuwa…," which represents the embodiment of divine potential.
A continuous process of personal & collective transformation, LiVeration™, with its capitalized "V" representing "Victory," is a core principle of ABiA™ Nation. Its practice goes far beyond traditional liberation. It is not simply about breaking free from external control it’s about actively shaping a
reality where individuals & communities thrive. It rejects the idea of revolution as a reaction to oppression & instead embraces an evolutionary shift in consciousness, focusing on SELF™-determination, SELF™-definition, SELF™-defense, & SELF™-actualization. Further, it calls for separation from ideologies of resistance as a means to its sacred ends, adopting the principled position "what you resist, persists."
LiVeration™ emphasizes the reclamation of cultural identity, traditions, & values, rejecting forced assimilation into systems that do not serve the best interests of ABiAn Peoples™. It recognizes that true freedom is not granted but owned & built through IT™ (Intentional Transformation). It is both an individual & collective journey, rooted in the belief that fulfillment comes from actively pursuing joy, wisdom, & abundance rather than simply enduring hardship.
Guided by FAiTH™ ("Fuckit All i Trust Happy"), LiVeration™ embodies unwavering SELF™-trust & a commitment to happiness. It is a spiritual and practical framework developed through LiFE™ Centering and the concept of "Kuwa…," which represents the embodiment of divine potential.
"LiVeration™ is not just freedom; it is the art of thriving."
"She embraced LiVeration™, insistently, Intentionally Transforming to live by no one's rules but her own. The rewarding sounds of cackling children (hers and others) playing carefree, outdoors well into the night paid homage to the priceless beauty of her comforted smile."
"She embraced LiVeration™, insistently, Intentionally Transforming to live by no one's rules but her own. The rewarding sounds of cackling children (hers and others) playing carefree, outdoors well into the night paid homage to the priceless beauty of her comforted smile."
by ABiAN February 19, 2025
Get the LiVeration™mug. 1) the beat up pussy walls resulting from countless poundings of meat in taco.
2) the smell and color resembles liver
2) the smell and color resembles liver
by SETHMU February 19, 2009
Get the liver slicesmug. Infamous drinking game that is typically held in frats nation wide. The rules are simple, the first person to need a stomach pump loses not only the game and their dignity but also the privilege of having a working liver. This should not be confused with a drowning liver.
Chad: Bros who's up for a game of liver drowning?
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!
by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
Get the Liver Drowningmug. When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.
Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!
Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?
Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!
Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?
Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.
by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020
Get the jars my livermug.