liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.

Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."

by mrbean34 March 29, 2014

kitty liver

The liver of a cat

Dude your cat needs to chill on the beers his kitty liver can't take much more.

by Mocha2 May 26, 2017

O-liver

A Tasteless coward masquerading as a valiant hero.

O-liver, the cowardly dissenting ruin of man's ability to be swayed by poor choices leading to ruin.

by HOOQUIAM September 2, 2022

flood your liver

Get drunk, offen a hypocrite that thinks drinking is healthier than smoking

Go flood your liver, cunt

by CNTFKD December 26, 2018

belly liver

A archaic word for coward. Most commonly used in Old west times.

What a belly liver chicken shit !

by Rebais11 October 19, 2015

liver dick

The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.

Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"

by GreenhouseAntiTheftLeague April 18, 2019

Liver

Noun. Lowkey beef. When two people both dont like each other but neither one knows it.

Adam and I dont have beef, we have liver. But dont tell him.

by Nunna903 December 27, 2023