bioartificial liver device

A medical technology designed to support or replace the function of a damaged or failing liver.
bioartificial liver device, the reason to not be an alcoholic.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
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Liver lips

A light to mid-dark skinned black person whose lips & gums have a reddish (liver colored) hue to them. (Often contrasted with the light-skinned High yellow & the dark-skinned Blue gum blacks)
Barrack Obama, Tyler Perry, Will Smith, & "the Rock" are all a bunch of liver lips

(Contrasted against Don Cheadle, Jamie Fox, & Bryan Tyree Henry, who are blue gums; Michael Ealy, Barrack Obama, & "Drake" who are High Yellows)
by Ass Lint September 14, 2023
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kitty liver

The liver of a cat
Dude your cat needs to chill on the beers his kitty liver can't take much more.
by Mocha2 May 26, 2017
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liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
by mrbean34 March 10, 2014
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belly liver

A archaic word for coward. Most commonly used in Old west times.
What a belly liver chicken shit !
by Rebais11 September 03, 2015
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salty liver

When you consume way too much alcohol that's your liver gets mad at you.
Jerry drank 16 pints of cold brew last night, he definitely caught a *Salty Liver*
by _SirHumble January 05, 2023
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Liver Drowning

Infamous drinking game that is typically held in frats nation wide. The rules are simple, the first person to need a stomach pump loses not only the game and their dignity but also the privilege of having a working liver. This should not be confused with a drowning liver.
Chad: Bros who's up for a game of liver drowning?
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!
by GnarlyCharley325 March 06, 2019
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