Putting Lipstick on a pig

a cheap shot politicians use to denounce MILF VP canidates.

"Letting Sarah Palin run, is like putting lipstick on a pig"

by Mysterywriter October 24, 2008

Smudged Lipstick

When a woman gives oral sex to a man after he has pulled his penis out of her vaginia during which she was on her menstrual cycle. Thus giving her what looks like "Smudged Lipstick".

What I did last night, actually. Her period ends up on her face via the man's penis, thus giving her a "Smudged Lipstick". It looks like when a woman had on lipstick buy got "smudged" or "smeared" all over her face.

by Jason Dequis January 13, 2009

lipstickparty

sexy good people that are too hot to trot. very rarely an "ugly" passes through the strainer.

Serena from LSP is too hot to trot. And you aren't. HA.

by Marla January 20, 2004

lipstick on the sausage

Well its basicaly the same as other deffinitions and you know what I mean. Lipstick on your penis. Just used in a joking matter at a restaruant

I was out to breakfast and the waitress asked if I wanted bacon or sausage.

I said sausage please.

She said OK.

I said no lipstick on the sausage though.

She looked at me very confused.

I just laughed and so did everyone else.

by SpeedEuphoria May 30, 2008

Red lipstick

Red lipstick. A term used instead of French kissing, kissing or making out. Also known as first base.

Me: 'Have you seen my red lipstick?'

Friend: 'Omg you lost your red lipstick? Who did you kiss?'

by Blackbirdie September 12, 2014

lipstickparty

where hot boys and girls join and talk about cutting there own hair.OMGZ.

did you see jae's hair?she did it herself!omgz!

by DINOSAUR January 29, 2004

Lipstick

When a guy unknowingly goes down on a girl with her period, and he comes up with blood veering his lips.

"Ew, dude you got lipstick on your face!"

by mrballsiepants December 5, 2011