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Lindsey Graham 

A sexual position enjoyed by closeted homosexuals. It involves getting it from behind from two well hung twinks using only spit for lube, simultaneously enjoying it and getting red-faced embarrassed by how much you're enjoying it, all while pleading for them to stop but refusing to use your safe word.
Steve: How was last night?
Reginald: Absssolutely delightful! I was out all night and had a Cleveland Steamer and a Lindsey Graham! It. Was. Wonderful!
A beautiful, perfect girl that every guy loves. She is very artistic, a great singer, an awesome dancer, and best of all, the cutest smile ever!! You can't even describe how beautiful her smile is. Lindsay can sometimes be shy when singing in front of people, but other than that she is a wild child that will do anything you want her to do. Lindsay is loved by everyone, especially the guys. She can have any guy she wants but chooses only the tall, athletic, fit, very well endowed ones (only over 9") and sometimes women. Only because she can. Lindsay is a great friend, girlfriend, and sister. Whenever u need someone there for you, you can call Lindsay! Her beauty will astound you and her smile is captivating. The girl you will never forget!!
She is the most amazing person ever, that must be Lindsay.
Lindsay by bbepper January 25, 2015

Hit Licks 

Acquiring currency in a brief amount of time.
I Hit Licks to pay my bills.
Hit Licks by chiefsosaboy December 31, 2019

lindsay lohan

A redhead (now blonde) who made her way to becoming a Paris Hilton. The only difference is, Lindsay has boobs, a shit load of freckles, and weighs at least more than 90 pounds unlike paris. A typical superficial celebrity who tries to get any guy that comes her way. She's also a horrible singer and actress. And her next film career is gonna be porn.
Reporter-"So Lindsay, whats next after Herbie Fully Loaded?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna do what Paris Hilton did"
Reporter-"And what would that be?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with Wilmer"
Reporter-"........"
lindsay lohan by This kid August 8, 2005

Lindsey Vonn 

Lindsey Vonn is probably one of the best american female skiers to ever walk the planet. Won gold in Vancouver Winter Olympics and beat Bode Miller's record of 32 World Cup titles with 33 of her own.
Did you see Lindsey Vonn in the Vancouver Olympics this year?

Yeah she was fucking awesome!
Lindsey Vonn by embeabtpu April 25, 2010

Lindsey Graham 

1. A bitch ass republican who wants to suck Donald Trumps Dick. Trump wont let him because he's too much of a bitch. He also has a lisp and is a disgrace to all the LGBT community.

2. A Dick weasel

3. A closet homophobe with a female name.
A douchebag: Trump won the election there was mass vote fraud
Me: Thanks Lindsey Graham
Bystander: That douchebag is a total Lindsey Graham.
Lindsey Graham by Dirty JonR December 5, 2020