donger longer

a person (usually women) who had an extreme want for a penis.

wow, i really want a boyfriend. i'm such a donger longer.

by penispants4797 January 30, 2010

lingenfelter

The name John Lingenfelter has become a legend in the world of performance engineering.
The ambitions and aspirations of many engineers and enthusiasts, the world over, were represented almost casually in his daily life and actions. For over 28 years, Lingenfelter has been synonymous with world class performance, taking great cars and trucks and reinventing them with legendary precision.

This legendary record of precision engineering continues, as the Lingenfelter design team continues to target design excellence in engine packages and parts.
The Lingenfelter legend remains with us in every detail, and is reflected in our vehicles with refined power, speed and control.

Lingenfelter Performance Engineering
or LPE offers packages for C4, C5 & C6 Corvette. Cadillac CTS-V, Chevrolet SSR, Pontiac GTO, Chevrolet Camaro, Impala SS, Pontiac Firebird, Cadillac Escalade, GMC Denali, Sierra & H2 Hummer & Dodge Viper. Lingenfelter twin turbo packages range from 550 horsepower to over 1,000 horsepower and supercharger packages starting at 475 horsepower.

Oh shit!
Look at that Lingenfelter Corvette!
It has a LS7 7.0L V8 with 1280Hp!
0-60 in 1.7 seconds!
Yea rite!?

Wanna bet?

Fucking rite

3..2..1..

=DONE!=
Dam, he was rite!

by damthatwasfast July 2, 2007

Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage

Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days

The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.

by simskizzle November 4, 2011

liger

a cross between a lion and a tiger.

go away you silly liger

by cunkcore July 27, 2005

Longer Than Frozen Turkey

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time

"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"

by Crystal Lee January 4, 2008

flat liner

A person who has died, referring to the heart monitor "flat lining", as can be seen in any film featuring an emergency room death.

When Ray makes love to a women, she may say, "it was like sex with a flat liner!"

by Mark J. July 16, 2008

One liner

To verbally rip someone apart using only a phrase or sentence.

That guy though he was the shit til I dropped a little one liner on him infront of his girl.

by Dan Hunnewell November 30, 2004