when two consensual individuals engage in scissoring and one is so inspired that mid scissor they close scissor their formation thus clamping their partner which allows them to lift their partner, figure skating style, to bask aloft in mid coitus glow
In a fit of orgasmic rapture, she felt herself raised off the bed in an unexpected closing scissor lift.
by the curious c February 25, 2021
Get the closing scissor lift mug.Male greeting. Used most often among a group in a chat room. Depending on the answer, the person will be judged to be "in" or "out". This is normally followed by an extended boasting session. However, the boasting is reversed and as a person is accepted into the group, a tall tale is told about them.
Cyborg walks into a room and says "Hey everyone"
Nova responds with "Hey Bro"
Cyborg say "Do you even lift bro?"
Adabear says "I lifted your mom last night, does that count?"
**Now accepted as part of the group**
Cyborg says "Adabear is so big he once lifted the ocean, just cause he dropped his sunglasses while Jetskiing!"
After appropriate laughter, this continues as a greting
Nova responds with "Hey Bro"
Cyborg say "Do you even lift bro?"
Adabear says "I lifted your mom last night, does that count?"
**Now accepted as part of the group**
Cyborg says "Adabear is so big he once lifted the ocean, just cause he dropped his sunglasses while Jetskiing!"
After appropriate laughter, this continues as a greting
by Adabear September 2, 2013
Get the Do you even lift bro? mug.this is where u place your penis underneath a girls head whilst she is sleeping and then get an erection which lifts her head up
by SIMCOE November 25, 2004
Get the fork lift truck mug.by Colin, Alec, and Jon August 3, 2005
Get the cartilage lift mug.When an obssessed shopaholic's shopping bags get so overfilled that their husbands often use them as dumbbells
"Honey can I have my Tommy Hilfiger bag yet?" - Madonna
"No, I'm shop lifting! My muscles feel great!" - Brad
"No, I'm shop lifting! My muscles feel great!" - Brad
by MysteryMustaches May 7, 2010
Get the Shop Lift mug.A person who completely dominates a conversation or proceedings, like finding a shit in a lift. No one in that lift is going to be talking about anything else.
Person A: "Man, I hate going to meetings with him. He never lets you talk. He swore he was just going to sit and listen."
Person B: "Yeah, he's a real shit in a lift"
Person B: "Yeah, he's a real shit in a lift"
by NewArtRiot August 3, 2011
Get the Shit in a Lift mug.Female to Male: So do you lift?
Male's Response: Let me finish this set and we'll go back to my place.
Male's Response: Let me finish this set and we'll go back to my place.
by Jonny Animal November 29, 2003
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