Lane Position

The Lane Position is when you, and (a) friend(s),

and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably

a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first

one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.

This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)

Exceptions:

Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the

more extreme.

No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)

Friend 1: Want to go on the interstate, and do the Lane Position?

Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.

Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?

Friend 3: Fuck no.

by Nickef October 16, 2010

lane surfing

Military- to stay in your lane (area of responsibility)- lane surfing is to go outside your area of responsibility and interfere in someone else's area.

Instead of lane surfing, square your stuff away first.

by Warrior 3 December 18, 2013

Lainey

A bitch with a phatttttt asss

Guy 1 “damn that girl has a fat ass”
Guy 2 “yeah that’s Lainey”

by Connor52f February 4, 2021

cowboy lane

The act of using the shoulder (either left or right) to pass traffic.

Look at that jackass using the Cowboy Lane to pass everybody.

by Kajungold January 28, 2017

Bobby Lane

The only quarterback that lions fans can flex about without being shot down by a salty green bay fan.
Oh yeah if he was still alive today he would be 95.

Packers fan: you guys suck
Lions fan: we still had bobby lane and he is better then Rodgers could EVER be.

by Classy Lions fan July 31, 2021

Right Lane Rabbi

A person who camps in the right lane at all times, and doesn't use the left lane unless it is a dire circumstance.

"Bro.. why is Hunter in the right lane on an open highway?"
"Because he's a Right Lane Rabbi, lmao"

by qshadoo August 20, 2023

Pulling A Lane Kiffin

It's when you commit to something and then pull out for your own selfish reason(s).

Man I can't believe Lane Kiffin, backing out on Tennessee like that. He must be leaving for a crapload of money. (Thus, Lane Kiffin was pulling a Lane Kiffin! :0 )

by Crispynublet January 13, 2010