Someone who has/had sex with you or has/has sex with someone to the point that it shakes the plugin for any nearby lights out of the walls.
by Pyrogenetic June 16, 2019
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Guy: Don't be laphardous, I have mastered Coitus interruptus with your sister.
Guy: Don't be laphardous, I have mastered Coitus interruptus with your sister.
by Alex-XL April 9, 2019
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Jeff: That’s a massive Larp, dude. Want to play smash?
Jeff: That’s a massive Larp, dude. Want to play smash?
by SlothMan2714 October 5, 2019
Get the Larp mug.1. The intentional seeking of Larch trees in pursuit of personal pleasure or photographic imagery.
2. To fantasize/obsess over the thought of Larch trees in their colorful Autumn shades.
2. To fantasize/obsess over the thought of Larch trees in their colorful Autumn shades.
Lyle: “Hey Kyle, what are you’re plans for the weekend?”
Kyle: “Definitely heading out to the Rockies, tis the season to be larching! They are all shifting yellow right now.”
Lyle: “Lucky bastard, I have work Saturday, but I am larching over the thought of your shots.”
Kyle: “Definitely heading out to the Rockies, tis the season to be larching! They are all shifting yellow right now.”
Lyle: “Lucky bastard, I have work Saturday, but I am larching over the thought of your shots.”
by teznation October 15, 2019
Get the Larching mug.Larkhill is a small town in Wiltshire with fuck all to do. The only people that live here are soldiers and wannabe roadman. The buses here are never on time and are filled with screaming year 7s. The only thing to do in Larkhill is to smoke weed or go the kebab. Larkhill is shit mate.
by Bludclart51 December 8, 2019
Get the larkhill mug.The school that everyone claims that’s bad but it’s actually very good. The only problem is that it’s extremely violent.
“Do you go to Lanphier high school?”
“Yeah why?”
“That’s such an awful school.”
“It’s actually not it’s just very violent.”
“Yeah why?”
“That’s such an awful school.”
“It’s actually not it’s just very violent.”
by Fivestarlovesyou October 22, 2019
Get the Lanphier High School mug.Noun- I lawsuit between 2 or more entities whom have lost relevance, views, and subscribers on a social media platform where as there aren’t any real world consequences to the outcome, used as a means to manufacture drama or to feed their ongoing psychological needs.
The Gabe Hoffman vs Thomas Shoenberger larpsuit is a desperate attempt to keep people interested in a washed up crook and a hedgefund manager with a 110 IQ.
by Diligent Escape September 12, 2020
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