ladder theory

The nerd's attempt to rationalize his lacking sex life taken to the extreme.

However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).

Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*

by stainable September 8, 2007

Climb the Ladder

Stacking two women on a bed and banging one in the pussy, then the ass, then move to the next girls pussy then ass.

Scott has always wanted to climb the ladder, but now he is married and can't live his dream.

by BoneDaddy's August 5, 2013

Laddybuck

A loose cannon or a chicken or a scaredy cat.

From Hemingway's "The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber":

"I'd pull yourself together, laddybuck," Wilson said very quietly.

by Old Bug-eye September 20, 2009

Bin ladden

A rhythm for beer garden

"I'm going in to the bin ladden for a fag"
"Let me join you"

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

crazy ladder

when a girl does a hand stand and a boys kneels down a eats out her vagina which she gives him a blow job. it is pretty much like 69 but so much better and much more intense (;

yo dude, so me and caroline did the crazy ladder last night and my arms kill today from holding her up.. but man was it so worth it!

by apacrsyeeeah baby January 13, 2011

Laddie of the night

Male prostitute.

Play on 'lady of the night'.

Guy: You manwhore.
Guy 2: I prefer to be called a "laddie of the night".

by theseheights January 22, 2011

laddsad

When you are so butthurt your only defense is to say someone else is butthurt.

You're already butthurt enough, don't make it worse by gettin all laddsad.

by JourneyFA April 21, 2017