Gentleman's Lunch

A meal taken in private while evading responsibility and perusing pornography or other sexually explicit material

Bento bow from Sushi King, the lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive: time for Gentleman's Lunch!

by crashcomet December 13, 2010

The Lunch Sniff

"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.

I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".

by RootsofWar October 26, 2010

ISA Lunch

When you are an Inside Sales Associate/ Business Development Representative at a corporate company and you regularly take an absurdly long lunch. Typically between 1.5 to 3 hours, these lunches include, but are not limited to the following: Seeing a full length feature film, going to the gym, going to an apartment to get blasted, heavy drinking, super long lunch expeditions, etc. An ISA lunch is the epitome of you hating your job and trying to leave inconspicuously for an elongated period of time because absolutely no one will notice.

Dude, I just took an ISA Lunch and got blasted at my boys apartment!

by Dobby Baggins March 28, 2018

lunch packing

Lunch packing v. -the act of one inserting one's complete package in someone else's mouth..

Dude! last night this girl packed my lunch last night in my car..

whore: i love packing lunches!!!

Guy1: i'm sure you do, you lunch packing whore!

lunch packing is the bee's knees

by Baby Lincoln 0524 June 05, 2009

Lunch Talk

When you work the dinner shift at a restaurant and talk about how much greater you are than the guy working the lunch shift.

Jeff with his lunch talk again

by Mr.BaddAss July 17, 2018

School lunch

Disgusting food that either has poo, or undercooked “stuff” in it. Our school had someone who found a real tooth in his sausage. Yeah, I think they got sued. I don’t get why people buy. The sausage comes in WATER. I have to watch people eat it. Also the vegetables. The broccoli looks like a bad diarrhea but worse. Then the ladies put cheese on it. CHEESE! The corn has some kernels that are black, and carrots are mushy. Eat at your own risk, the pancakes that come in bags are edible though since they’re Pillsbury brand.

SCHOOL LUNCH IS GROSS.

by THIS is Bqnana 🥞 December 16, 2018

Lunching at the Y

Polite way of refer to eating pussy, or going down on a woman. Cunnilingus. Muff diving.

Lunching at the Y is an essential part of foreplay. I've always found that women will reach an orgasm more easily if you spend some time lunching at the Y.

by Stubabe33 October 18, 2009