Gentleman's Lunch

A meal taken in private while evading responsibility and perusing pornography or other sexually explicit material

Bento bow from Sushi King, the lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive: time for Gentleman's Lunch!

by crashcomet December 14, 2010

The Lunch Sniff

"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.

I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".

by RootsofWar October 26, 2010

Chip lunch

When you are either too lazy to prepare a complete lunch, too broke to afford one, or there is simply nothing else to eat but chips*.
Similar to "chip dinner", but at lunch time.

*Not to be confused with Nachos, which is actually a meal.

"What are you having for lunch today?"

"Payday isn't for 3 more days, and all I had at home was this half bag of Doritos. Looks like chip lunch for me."

by Jimmydoorlocks February 1, 2010

scavenger lunch

the wrangling of ANYTHING edible from office, home or other refrigerator to compile a meal

With no other meal options, Joan decided to grab a half eaten slice of pizza, handful of grapes and some babybel cheese from the office fridge as a her scavenger lunch.

by noladele September 2, 2009

lunch packing

Lunch packing v. -the act of one inserting one's complete package in someone else's mouth..

Dude! last night this girl packed my lunch last night in my car..

whore: i love packing lunches!!!

Guy1: i'm sure you do, you lunch packing whore!

lunch packing is the bee's knees

by Baby Lincoln 0524 June 19, 2009

Lunching at the Y

Polite way of refer to eating pussy, or going down on a woman. Cunnilingus. Muff diving.

Lunching at the Y is an essential part of foreplay. I've always found that women will reach an orgasm more easily if you spend some time lunching at the Y.

by Stubabe33 October 18, 2009

labial lunch

Cunnilingus or making oral love to a vagina.

She spread her legs and I dived in face first for my labial lunch.

by Rancid Agnew September 21, 2010