Kiwi ingenuity 

Trying to make a stupid idea sound clever

Andrew: I think Australia is the best country in the world.

Gary: No, you're wrong. New Zealand is the best country in the world because we have great coffees, the All Blacks, a motorway which is always congested and a housing crisis.

Andrew: What's the cost of living like?

Gary: It's great. We pay world price for milk, butter and cheese even though we produce it. When it comes to pay, we get New Zealand wages.

Andrew: Sounds like Kiwi ingenuity to me.

Kiwi ingenuity by MrSchnobBlack October 27, 2017

kiwi love 

Represents the friendship and love between two friends, more commonly with females than males.
Two people celebrate their love while drinking a glass of passionate kiwi. To have this, one must also know the secret handsign. Call one another their kiwi slice.

1. I kiwi love you!
2. Yo, kiwi slice! Poor me another passionate kiwi!
3. Let's go get kiwi love tattoos!!

kiwi love by Deanna Kay June 13, 2008

kiwi accent 

a new zealander will have the nasty habit of pronouncing their 'i's, 'o's and occasionally 'a's as 'u's and ciritise australians who dont talk like fucktards, as discovered on a recent trip to new zealand.

Kiwi 1: "hay bro, lets get some fush and chups. wheres the fush and chups shup?"
Kiwi 2: "just over thut brudge bro, about fufty-sux metres away"
Kiwi 1: "suck bro"
Kiwi 2: "nice kiwi accent bro"
Kiwi 1: "what accent bro?"

kiwi accent by holmesinho January 26, 2007

Kiwi Stain 

Female Ejaculation

"She Kiwi Stained on me"

Kiwi Stain by brosephseidon September 9, 2013

Kiwi Cootchie 

1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.

David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie

Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.

David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?

David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...

Kiwi Cootchie by The_Honey_Badger January 11, 2015

kiwi fresh 

this means you're cool

yo he stupid

no he cool, Diggy say he kiwi fresh

kiwi fresh by palmerchik February 24, 2015

Kiwi Goo 

Jadyn's CUM

She licked Jadyn's POGGER BALLZ and he squirted out thick kiwi goo.

Kiwi Goo by smonkxd December 27, 2021