Kiwi ingenuity

Trying to make a stupid idea sound clever
Andrew: I think Australia is the best country in the world.

Gary: No, you're wrong. New Zealand is the best country in the world because we have great coffees, the All Blacks, a motorway which is always congested and a housing crisis.

Andrew: What's the cost of living like?

Gary: It's great. We pay world price for milk, butter and cheese even though we produce it. When it comes to pay, we get New Zealand wages.

Andrew: Sounds like Kiwi ingenuity to me.
by MrSchnobBlack October 26, 2017
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Niveshan

A name given to someone who pretends he's never hungry even though he's morbidly obese.
Andrew: Dude why aren't you eating? (To his 300 pound friend)
Gary: I'm not hungry.
Andrew: Liar. You're such a fucking Niveshan
by MrSchnobBlack April 19, 2011
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