Moose Killa

A bro that slays moose and if it's not moose it's pussy.

This guy at work is a total moose killa.

by Mr. SP September 7, 2016

hypebeast killer

An individual who attempts to offset trends by behaving in an opposite manner.

I wear Target brand shoes because I am an hypebeast killer.

by donnerstagd January 2, 2017

stop, search and kill

A go-to protocol used by the Minneapolis PD when pulling a black man over.

Maybe this time the family of George Floyd will bring these city-sanctioned practitioners of stop, search and kill to justice.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2020

Kill me now

A way of expressing disdain with a current, recently learnt past, or potential future wholly undesirable event or occurrence. Typically perceived to be such a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing situation for reasons behold: insufficient enthusiasm, interest, or concern; a lack of physical grace, elegance, or refinement; the culmination of preceding incompatible events or uninformed persons meeting; how one will be regarded by individuals, peers, family, a presently undefined social group, or the populace at large

They're going to be there, at the same time? Kill me now.

by Backward Evolution January 25, 2014

Killfuck Soulshitter

A generic name for ridiculously ultraviolent barbarian-type characters who exist only to murder and destroy and crush, especially in tabletop RPGs (where designing a character like that can be mechanically powerful, especially if the system penalizes you for having emotional attachments.)

The term comes from RPG.net, where it was originally mentioned in an ancient thread of horror-stories about terrible character names people have encountered. Often paired with Snake Gandhi, a similarly ridiculous name from that thread.

"So, yeah, the only weakness to this defense is if you're faced by someone you love... but if you play Killfuck Soulshitter, whose only intimacies are to Killfucking and Soulshitting, you're basically invulnerable."

by Aquillion2 June 25, 2012

The Shampoo Killer

Somebody who pisses into bottles of shampoo, thus ruining them.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo (thus converting them into shampee) at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, and subsequently earned the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

by Telephony October 21, 2010

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Punch line to the joke listed below.

Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"

Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

by JKKendrick December 26, 2009