Keyboard Smash

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by BOT1games April 20, 2019
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Keyboard Alphabet

The Keyboard Alphabet is all the letters on a keyboard typed in order as the show.

Keyboard Alphabet: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

OR

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm
by qweertymcfred April 10, 2011
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Keyboard Justice

1. See "Street Justice"
Getting back at someone for something they did to you, usually a lot worse than the original attack, but done over the computer.

2. Making fun of someone for a really lame comeback, or for trying to make fun of you.
1. Jim tripped Bob in the hallway today, so later Bob text spammed and broke his cell phone, then sent porn dialer's to his mother's computer.

2. "u r stupid idot go rot im a hole."

"Watch out for him, those comebacks are solid keyboard justice"
by KURTSAC October 06, 2009
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keyboard rambo

An inability for a person to stop giving there opinion in an online comments section or thread. Characterised by an unwillingness to back down even in the face of an overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Often a display of attention seeking behaviour.
"I think we have a keyboard rambo on our hands, they don't seem to understand or give up."
by Mrs Joyfart February 09, 2018
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Keyboard Colonist

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.
Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
by MCSpammer November 11, 2022
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Tradie's Keyboard

Australian slang for pokies (slot) machines. It refers to the tendency of Australian tradespeople to play pokies excessively and lose their life savings, sending them into a spiral of meth addiction and despondency.
'Damo been at the pub for 10 hours, tappin' away on the tradie's keyboard. Says today is the day he's gonna win it all back so he can see his kids again.'
by NMEwakeup September 08, 2022
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keyboard wallah

A worker in an Indian tech-support scam boiler room, or in social media follower farm.
You may have plenty of twitter followers but they're mostly fakes created by some keyboard wallah in Bangalore.
by the real juju July 16, 2017
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