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Kevin

The person at the lunch table who has so much food and doesn’t share any of it. they usually get picked on by the group and the result is there food being stolen.
FUCKING KEVIN, he has 10 sandwiches and won’t give me one. What a fatass.
by gay iguana January 29, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin is the type of guy who is perfect to date. While you’re down and feeling blue Kevin will always put a smile to your face. He’s someone you fall in love with, with his sarcasm and his cuteness and his tendency of bringing up jokes from a Popular Tv show. He knows how to hold you and kisses you just right. He is a good listener and gives you a type of spark and feeling in your tummy that you love every time you see him. At first he keeps the conversations small, but when you get to know him you’ll find a smile on your face every time you’re around him. He’s fine as fuck and is the perfect person to talk to. He’ll make sure you feel safe and comfortable with him. His personality has flaws, but if you’re the right person for him you would love all of those imperfections and things that make you mad. You can’t stay mad at him because someone like him you have to keep forever.
“I was sad before but Kevin made me happy again!”
by Lillyluckenberg October 24, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is To uncontrollably shit your pants. It is hard to be a Kevin because you have to hide all of your shit stained underwear and pants. It sucks to be a Kevin and shit yourself all of the time.
by jstoru October 27, 2019
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Kevin

The son of a Karen

basically a bitch that cheers on mom after she is yelling a MacDonald managers after getting to few fries
Person 1: Did you see Kevin with Joe watching Karen shout at that manager.
Person 2: Yeah Kevin is such a bitch
Person 3: wait who's Joe?
Person 1 and Person 2: *evilly laugh*
by Unknown Avacado June 22, 2020
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Kevin

Another name for a male Karen. These guys can also be called "Bob".
Damn, that Kevin is asking for the manager again.
by Luna Kujo July 6, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin has a way bigger dick than a person named noah. He is also way better at sports
“Damn, Kevin’s dick is bigger than Noah
by bigdickguy69420 November 21, 2018
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Kevin

Person:woah did u see Kevin last night?!
Girl:yeah his hair was weird,kinda looked like a trolls characters hair...
Person:you mean boner head face ass.
by Mrella May 10, 2018
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